Tales of Zootopia: Me, Farrah and Aslan (alt timeline)

Story by Albus Kane on SoFurry

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#9 of Tales of Zootopia

Another story I just thought of. This one I took WAY too long to finally write down.


This story takes place in some sort of alternate timeline. I experienced it through a series of dreams. The first thing to note about this timeline is that I was born in Zootopia instead of on Alistaria or in Alabama. The second is that I never met Jem. The third is that UTI is based in Zootopia instead of LA. When I am awake, I wonder how I even survived in that universe, until I remember who I ended up with: TWO people. Instead, as soon as I got to the Useless Trinkets Incorporated building's board room, I was fixated on Farrah. I got all the way through the meeting this time, and afterwards, we talked a little. We both liked video games, anime, electronic music, and so on. We decided to get together at Resetti's Cawfee, where I first went on a "just friends" date with Jem in what I'm pretty sure is reality.

There, we talked some more. The sexual AND romantic tension between us was so great, I could barely breathe. We had just the right personalities for each other, and just the right bodies. About five minutes in, I blurted out "MAYBE WE CAN BE MORE THAN FRIENDS!" out of nowhere. Her response was, pleasingly, "Sure. Let's try it." Then, we went back to her house, had sex, and a few days later, went to a nice, fancy restaurant. There, the "romance" part blossomed. Everything that she said sounded fucking brilliant and poetic, even if I objectively had no fucking clue what it was. All around afterwards, I saw and heard that people were uncomfortable with the two of us going out. After all, she's 45, and I'm 18. That's a whole generation gap between the two of us. Then again, I do kind of like the generation gap thing.

Then in walked in a close friend of hers: Leodore Lionheart's brother, Aslan Lionheart Jr. The same sort of thing happened with him, and I started crushing on him. I still loved Farrah, though, and very much so. I still lusted for her, as well, of course, being an 18-year-old male and not asexual or exclusively homosexual. Aslan is also 45, meaning that he's also a generation older than me. I'm almost 19, by the way. I contemplated what to do for a while, then told Farrah about it. She said that she was more than okay with polyamory. I then asked Aslan about it, and he was also okay with polyamory. After that, it was just happily ever after, and it still is. I'm still not sure if it is just a series of connected dreams, or another reality. I'm having similar dreams, including one where I go to college and crush on some jock named Devon Forrester. (WRITER'S NOTE: ;) referenced self) Whenever I fall asleep in one "world", I wake up in another. I'm definitely talking to my psychologist AND my psychiatrist about this.