CatDance #5

Story by bluedraggy on SoFurry

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#5 of CatDance

Just One of the Girls

In which K'rris gets more than he bargained for, and a bad attempt at sarcasm goes horribly awry.

To quote some some cartoon character, "He don't know me very well, do he?"


| "Oh, don't feel bad H," Udaran said sincerely as they were leaving. This is a_wonderful_ place, but you've got to understand it can get a little boring."

Then Udaran suggested they all take a dip in the hot tub. "It does seem to be getting to be a traditional thing before momentous adventures," Kitty admitted.

Cheetah added, "And it is the_one_ thing I'm really going to miss!" | image |

| After the area had been cleared of male guards, as was traditional when the hot tub would be in use, K'rristurned to go down as well when Ubergard stopped him. "And where do you think_you're_ going?"

K'rris looked at the girls confused. "I'm... but you're going to the hot tub right?"

"Do you suppose that if we're naked, your guard duty is going to be avoided? We're not going to be in this ultra-secure valley you know!" | image |

| "Besides, if you're going to be staying at the castle, you're going to be one of us." Ubergard continued.

"But..." the Khajiit protested.

"Look K'rris," Udaran put her arm around the large male, ushering him towards the bath. "Let's be honest here. You're going to be surrounded by tits, pussies and female tails, both Khajiit and Argonian. There's just no getting around it. And I'll be damned if I'm going to have to live being worried that a nipple might slip out within your view sometime. If you get an erection every time I bend over, don't worry about it. I appreciate the compliment. But that's your problem, not mine. You might as well get used to it. Now let's take this armor off." | image |

| Kitty nodded. "She's right you know. If you're going to live with us, K'rris, you're going to need to be 'one of the girls'. You'll just happen to be the one with the penis and balls. If you can't handle it, we'll need to find someone else. What do you think?"

K'rris smiled. "Well, I didn't take this job because I hated the sight of beautiful females,that's for sure! If it doesn't bother you, who am I to complain?" | image |

| As Ubergard lowered herself into the water, she caught sight of K'rris' appreciative glance. "Like Udaran said, I'll not protest your natural reaction, K'rris. But do remember who is your boss. Naked or armored, you'll take orders from me. There may only be two of us working guard duty at Castle Kitty, but you're clear about who outranks whom, right?"

K'rris looked downward, reflexively. "I am clear," he acknowledged convincingly. | image |

| "That's right. I may have big tits, but I'm still your superior. Don't forget it."

"Not going to happen, Uber!" K'rris perked up. | image |

| Suddenly he felt something warm wrap around his manhood.

"Aww, don't be so hard on him Uber," Cheetah purred. "He can't help it!"

"Cheetah, let go of his cock," Udaran sighed.

"Jealous?" Cheetah laughed. | image |

| "No, I just don't want to get second-hand-pregnant."

"Wha? Oh! Really? You think that could happen?" Cheetah said, snatching her hand away as if stung and jumping up out of the water. | image |

| Udaran shrugged, "Who knows?" Udaran shrugged. "Oh relax. Probably not. But it's also rude to grab someone's cock without asking first. You wouldn't want someone thrusting their finger into you without your consent would you?"

Cheetah looked at K'rris who nodded. "Yes, Cheetah. Just because I'm male doesn't mean I am always horny... and even if I am, that I automatically want your attention. We may have less control over our bodies than females, but we still like to imagine we're in charge of them anyway!" | image |

| Cheetah looked embarrassed, "I'm SO sorry K'rris. I won't do it again. I'm afraid I worked at the Cathouse too long. I have a somewhat distorted understanding of men. When I see a hard-on, my natural reaction is to..."

K'rris growled but relented. "It's ok Cheetah. We all have some adjustments to make."

"But... you won't, like... in the hot tub?"

"Just because I have an erection doesn't mean I'm going to spew any second Cheetah. I'd think you'd know better than that from the Cathouse!" K'rris complained.

"I do know better! Some couldn't last long enough to get their pants off! But if you feel you're about to..."

"Don't worry, I'll just aim for your face, ok?" K'rris smiled maliciously.

"Oh, thank you K'rris! It'll be just like old times!" Cheetah squealed delightedly. | image |