Kevin's Highschool Days: Chapter 11: Operation you don't screw with earth

Story by Boomerthemagnificant on SoFurry

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#11 of Kevin's Highschool Days: Chapter 1 The start of school


Ryan had been missing for 2 days and still the police had no luck searching for him. The only trace that they managed to dig up was some green slime on Ryan's cell phone. Scientists at Cornerian labs struggled to figure out what it could do and what it came from. Morrell was definitely taking it hard, but he was tough as he managed to get through school without even letting his anger overcome him.

Since the disappearance of the human spread quickly through the news, our school had the teachers give a moment of silence to hope for his safety.

"Okay class," Ms. Loon said to us the morning after his kidnapping. "Let's take this opportunity to pray for Ryan Lewis' safety and that no harm comes to him." Everyone put down their cooking untensils and bowed their heads. We stood there in those positions for 2 minutes before the teacher told us to stop. Then we set to work on our recipe for today: Cheeseburgers and fries.

"Hey man are you feeling okay?" I asked Morrell as he chopped the potatos into long sticks.

"Wha, yeah I guess," mumbled Morrell. He obiviously didn't feel like talking about it and concentrated more on the fries. "I just can't believe somebody or some people would kidnap my boyfriend."

"Don't worry," I told him back. "We'll catch them soon and Beltino, Slippy's father, has asked us to come by to the labratory after school." "He says he's come up with a result of the green slime the police found.

"Thanks, that helps a lot man," the orca said back to me giving me a smile. The rest of the day went by fine after that, and Morrell's mood went from sad to happy quite quickly.

I asked Fox if his limo could take us to the place and he managed to get us one with no problem. Actually since the limo wasn't too big, Snow and his brothers had to ride in a second one along with Fara, Shane, Ky and Katt. It still felt good to ride in a limo! The best part is that it wasn't one for a morgue or carrying a dead veteran body because usually the ones I see driving around, I think they're for the dead.

Inside the lab, I saw tons of species working in different rooms. There were cats testing formulas, dogs and wolfs writing down stuff on clipboards and rooms full of avians and other anthros doing all sorts of things. It felt like a dream come true! A slighty older frog with spectacles came up to us.

"Welcome to Cornerian Labs children!" Beltino croaked. "How's everything going my son?" he added as he hugged Slippy.

"Fine dad," Slippy replied as he finishe hugging him. "Now you said you had some status on the slime you're testing?"

"Ah yes we do!" coughed the elder frog. "It's quite a discovery we've made!" "Follow me to the area everyone!"

In a different room, we were instructed first to put on safety goggles and white coats in case something should happen or come onto us. He lead us over to a glass container with a mound of green slime.

"Okay we've run some tests and it's quite amazing what this thing does,"Beltino said adjusting his glasses. He poked at the slime with a small knife and it jiggled a little. "What I've also found is that this alien residue can morph into various species, watch this." Poking it again, the slime turned into a human hand. Whoa that definately scared the living hell out of us especially me.

"Is there anything we should know more about this stuff?" asked Fox.

"Well my assistant Harold knows more about it, come on in!" the old frog yelled to the door. A slighty normal looking chocolate husky came in through the door in a ruffled white coat and crooked glasses holding a clip board.

"Hey guys, my name's Harold Shamis and I'm here to bring you some more news about this goo found by the police," the husky said.

"So what's the scoop on this weird funky goop?" Falco huffed.

"Well we believe it has come from a species of aliens that can shape shifte from the example you have over there," Harold replied pointing to the morphed slime that changed back into green residue. "It is not like the aparoids we encountered a few years ago back, but in the few tests we've run over the 2 days spent on it, it doesn't appear to have any superpowers so it doesn't appear to pose a threat to us."

"Is there anything else you can tell us?" Katt asked.

"I'm sorry, but that's all we could come up with so far," Harold said back. "It was very difficult to come up even with this little information, I'm sorry I can't help you more."

"That's okay Harold,"Morrell spoke up. "I'm just glad you could provide us with some information." The husky bowed and said thanks to us.

Far away in the abandoned downtown warehouse, Russell and the three shapeshifters were just lazing around. Ryan was locked in a room on the top floor and had only been let out to use the bathroom and occassionally to sit in a supervised chair so Russell could draw him. Escape had been futile since he tried sneaking out before, but accidentally stepped on a broken piece of glass which woke up Dirk and the other 2. When it happened, Sleaze and Johnny punched his gut a little and Dirk pushed him to the ground before giving him a gut kick and carrying him back to the room. They had gone out to eat after Russell told them their information at a chinese place. Luckily no one recognized either Ryan or Russell since they hadn't been there before or even the 3 anthros in disguise.

Today Ryan lay in a ripped brown couch that smelled of sweat, beer stains and a stuffed up closet. Sleaze flipped coins and tried his hardest to see how many times he could get a heads up instead of a tails, Dirk gulped down a Coke from a 24 pack they bought with Russell's money and Johnny was sitting on a crate behind Ryan watching him and rubbing his crotch seductively. That sight disgused him since he knew the rhino wanted to get him so badly. Russell was holding out his sketchbook and drawing something new.

"Hey Ryan, check this out," the black wolf barked. He turned it around showing a drawing of them on a bed and his arm around him. "When we're finished stealing the property, I'll invite you to a nice cozy bed and we can have some alone time."

"I will never do that," grumbled Ryan. "Get lost you fucking pervert." That comment made the wolf frown, but he went back to drawing something else. Then Ryan noticed a door left slightly ajar open. [Now's my chance to escape] he thought to himself. Thinking quickly, he grabbed a brick on the ground and hit Johnny in the face with it causing the rhino to yell and cover his face. As Ryan sprinted towards the door, Sleaze however tripped him to the ground and punched him in the back. Both he and Dirk hoisted the human back to the chair. [So much for that] Ryan thought to himself. Johnny finished recovering and gave him a dirty look.

"Next time you try that, I'm going to beat your ass," he growled at him. Ryan decided that he needed a miracle and hoped real hard for one.

After school, I made a plan with the guys to head downtown to check out a games store downtown, Morrell made the effort considering that retro game stores usually sell present stuff too and he was looking for another copy of Guitar Hero. Luckily we had gone at 4 in the afternoon or we would have been in the heart of the dark homeless guys' hour.

"If we find a copy of Guitar Hero for you, it should cheer you up," Shane said. The orca nodded his head. The store came up ahead next to a crappy beat up warehouse. Suddenly some voices erupted from the broken windows.

"Now don't try running away again or we'll break your legs," growled a rough sounding voice.

"You'll see, my boyfriend will rescue me and you'll get it!" cried another person.

"Yeah, he and all his friends will get too," laughed another voice easily.

"Hey you don't think that could be Ryan?" Morrell asked us.

"Sounds pretty close," Falco replied. "We need to spy on those people to get a better look, but how do we do it without them seeing us?" His answer came in the form of a pile of wooden crates stacked up to a broken window on the right. We climbed up onto the boxes and peered in.

There was Ryan! He was surrounded by a human, a grey wolf and a huge rhino. The leader appeared to be a black wolf.

"Oh my god," gasped Morrell. "It's that son of a bitch." He balled up a fist.

"Who is that guy?" I asked.

"That's Russell Black," replied Morrell. "Back in our old school, Ryan had him for a teacher and he got kicked out of the class because he didn't seem to like guys who like guys." "He was beaten in a chess tournament by Ryan, but when he offered to do a tie, Russell got up and walked away." "Ryan told me later that when he saw him leave at a crossroad, he had a sketchbook with a picture of him and that he actually wanted him." "Up until now, we haven't seen or heard him."

"Interesting," I pondered. "I wonder if those 3 goons have anything to do with the alien sighting." The rhino morphed one of his hands into a tentacle.

"Well there's your answer," Fox said. "Hey look at that over there." He pointed a finger to a board showing a battle plan of a break-in of the Cornerian laboratory. It showed all the points and the break-in time: 10:00pm tonight.

"He must want to use Ryan for a break-in," Canad piped up. "I'm not sure why, but we got to get him out of there somehow."

"I saw this in a movie," I spoke. "A kid trapped 2 burgulars in a abandoned house using booby traps." "We could use that one over there." I pointed to a wrecked apartment building which had a sign nailed to the door saying it was scheduled for demolishing later this week.

"I guess we'll need supplies," croaked Slippy. "I believe we've had a shining miracle over there." Apparently the store slippy mentioned was called,"Your own house improvement store" which sounded familiar. Now where did I hear a name like that before. Anyways we walked over and it appeared to have a,"Going out of business" sign on the door. Ugh with the recent down spiral of the economy on a slow recovery, I couldn't blame him. A white human male came out of the store with some paint cans which he stacked on some supplies. The supplies appeared to be pipes, a staple gun, a bucket of tar, some manure, a box of tools and some wire. He looked pretty depressed.

"Hi sir," I asked as we came over. "Is your shop in trouble?"

"Yes son it is," the man choked. "With the economy slowly recovering, my store unfortunately got closed before it happened." "I can't even support my family anymore." "Maybe I'll kill myself tonight so they won't suffer because of me." Blaze came forward and put a wing around him.

"Hey don't go killing yourself old man," Blaze assured him. "Things may be down at the moment, but you can't just start thinking of suicide because of our bad economy." "Think things over and maybe some luck will pop up sooner or later."

"You know what?" the man replied. "You're right, I'll give some thought about it."

"That's more like it," Blaze said to him. "Oh would it be okay if we took your store supplies for a project we're working on?"

"Sure, help yourselves,"the man said. "I haven't got use for them right now." "Now you people take care now okay?" He waved goodbye and walked away.

We dug into the supplies. Fox and Falco took up the paints, Morrell and Canad grabbed a staple gun, Krystal held the tool box, Snow got hold of the tar, Equinox hauled the manure and Slippy and Blaze took hold of the wire.

"Hey mind if I play some music while we get ready?" I asked. Falco nodded yes and I put on the latest track from a collaboration from 3 talented artists.

Feel it comin' in the air

Hear the screams from everywhere

I'm addicted to the thrill

It's a dangerous love affair

Can't be scared when it goes down

Got a problem, tell me now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gonna run this town tonight...

Is who's gonna run this town tonight...

We gonna run this town

"Nice track," Falco spoke up.

"It's by Jay-Z featuring Rihannia and Kanye West," I answered. "The song's called Run This Town."

"It's kind of catchy," the avian said back. I felt like this was one of those cool movie scenes, us walking down the street with supplies ready to take on some bad guys.

When we reached the house, there was now a new problem: getting inside. Good thing Snow spotted the door was unlocked and pushed it open using his huge muscles.

We are

Yeah I said it

We are

This is Roc Nation

Pledge your allegiance

Get y'all fatigues on

All black everything

Black cards, black cars

All black everything

And our girls are blackbirds

"Okay now we'll need a plan," I told them. Falco and Fox spotted some old construction paper in a huge roll in the living room. Ripping off a huge sheet, they came back with it and found an old work table to set it down on. Taking a marker on the floor, I drew up a battle plan. I even gave it a name: Operation Yippie Ki Yay MotherF*cker also known as Operation You Don't Screw With Earth.

Ridin' with they dillingers

I'd get more in Depth

If you boys really real enough

This is la familia

I'll explain later

But for now let me get back to this paper

I'm a couple bands down and I'm tryin' to get back

I gave the other grip, I lost a flip for five stacks

Yeah I'm talkin' five comma

Six zeros

Dot zero

Here it go...

Back to runnin' circles 'round niggas

Now we squared up

Hold up

"Not bad," Falco said giving me a friendly slap on the back. "Did you learn that from the movie?"

"Yes I did," was my response. "I think I've got a talent for it." Blaze and Morrell came over and put their hands on my shoulders.

"Kevin," Morrell began. "You have been truely a great friend." "If your plan works, we'll not only save Ryan, but the town we all live in and everyone with it."

"You've got a cool crazy mind," Blaze added. "We just might pull it off."

Life's a game but it's not fair

I break the rules so I don't care

So I keep doin' my own thing

Walkin' tall against the rain

Victory's within the mile

Almost there, don't give up now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gonna run this town tonight

"Thanks," I replied. "Okay everyone, gather up now." We all got in a huddle like a bunch of football players. "Now this will only work if we work together, smoothly and correctly." "If we succeed we'll save Ryan and the town." "Now break!" With that we all got to work on the traps.

Heeeey-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy

Hey-heyyy-hey-hey-heyy

Heeeey-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy

(Is who's gonna run this town tonight)

Hey-hey-hey-heyyy

We are

Yeah I said it

We are

You can call me Cesar

In a dark Czar

Please follow the lea-der

So Eric B. we are

Microphone fiend

It's the return of thee God

We split up into groups. Morrell came with me, Blaze and Snow, Equinox joined Ky, Slippy and Fox. Falco teamed up with Katt, Krystal and Shane and Fara went with Canad.

Peace God...

(Auh! Auh! )

And ain't nobody fresher

I'm in Mason

(Ah! )

Martin Margiela

On the tape we're screamin'

Fuck the other side, they jealous

We got a bankhead full of broads(?)

They got a table full of fellas... (?)

"We're really gonna have fun tonight," I told Morrell as I stretched a trip wire across a hole near some stairs.

"I haven't set up booby traps before, but it sure looks like fun," the orca said back.

"Gee this tar sure stinks, but the bad guys will love it," Canad laughed pouring tar into a huge empty cement container.

"I say we'll really have fun tonight

And they ain't spending no cake

They should throw they hand in

'Cause they ain't got no spades...

My whole team got dough

So my bankhead is lookin' like millionaire's 'fro

Down in the basement, Krystal, Falco and Katt got to work on their goodies. Falco poured the manure into several buckets for the goons to land in.

"Phew this stuff reeks!" cried Falco once the manure was done. "This'll stink them up good!" Katt came up behind him and gave him a little shoulder rub.

"You know Falco, all this hard work kind of makes you attractive," Katt purred. "Kind of like one of those hot construction workers on the job."

"Oh yeah, I'm so one of them," smirked the avian. "Need to work on these muscles baby." Krystal broke up the moment, but couldn't help smiling at that scene.

"Come on you two," she giggled. "We've got some work to do if we're going to save the town." The couple broke free and went back to work.

Life's a game but it's not fair

I break the rules so I don't care

So I keep doin' my own thing

Walkin' tall against the rain

Victory's within the mile

Almost there, don't give up now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gonna run this town tonight

Heeeey-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy

Hey-heyyy-hey-hey-heyy

Heeeey-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy

(Is who's gonna run this town tonight)

Hey-hey-hey-heyyy

Upstairs, Snow held up a pipe near the stairs and Blaze tied it on an old chandieler to swing at the crooks. The leopard's big muscles really came in handy for this situation.

"Are you done Blaze?" asked Snow. Blaze gave him the thumbs up.

"All set and ready for busting!" the phoniex yelled back. Slippy, Ky and Equinox were also on the top of the second stairs tying paint cans to strings.

"Wow Fox, this small work still feels almost as cool as Arwing fixing!" croaked Slippy. The vulpine laughed.

"Well you sure know how to have fun with whatever you're working with," Fox chuckled to the toad.

"Does that guy obessed with fixing?" asked Ky. Fox nodded yes.

It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow

To everybody on your dick, no homo

I bought my whole family whips, no Volvos

Next time I'm in church, please no photos

Police escorts

Everybody passports

This the life that everybody ask for

This a fast life

We are on a crash course

On an outside ledge, Fara,Canad and Shane worked with the falling tool bag.

"I haven't this much fun since the Andross wars!" Fara chuckled to herself.

Shane and Canad looked confused.

"Who's that guy?" asked Shane. He looked really puzzled.

"I'm sure Fara will tell us after, won't you?" Canad spoke quickly.

What you think I rap for

To push a fucking RAV4?

But I know that if I stay stun-ting

All these girls only gonna want one thing

I could spend my whole life good will hun-ting

Only good gon' come is as good when I'm cumm-ing

She got a ass that'll swallow up a g-string

And up top, unh...

Two bee stings

And I'm beasting

Off the riesling

We added some extra traps in the house to perfect the arrival. Falco attached the frontdoor knob to the staple gun on a string ready to fire, Fox found an old blowtoarch and set it in a bathroom rigged to a lightbulb string along with a ready to drop turd, Katt applied some electric generator to the basement sinks pipes and Slippy applied some slippery paint in the basement and a toll chest on the top floor rigged to another doorknob as well.

And my nigga just made it out the precinct

We give a damn about the drama that your dude bring

I'm just tryin' to change the color on your mood ring

Reebok

Baby

You need to drop some new things

Have you ever had shoes without shoe strings?

What's that 'Ye?

Baby, these heels

Is that a may?

What!

Baby, these wheels

You trippin' when you ain't sippin'

Have a refill

You feelin' like you runnin', huh?

Now you know how we feel

"I say we did a pretty good job," Ky said as we got outside the house.

"You said it bro," Shane replied giving his brother a pat on the back.

We gonna run this town tonight!

"Okay Kevin, what next?" Fox asked

"We grab a bite to eat, have some fun and the it's rescue time!" I replied. "By then the crooks will ahve left with Ryan for the break-in."

Everyone saluted to me especially Morrell. He knew we were doing a great thing.

Wassup!

Finally the 11th chapter is up! A few notes about this one:

  1. The lyrics for Run This Town by Jay-Z ft Rihannia and Kanye are owned by the owner of the music

  2. The husky's name Harold Shamis is a reference to actor Harold Ramis who played Egon in the Ghostbusters series! Yeah it's a strange name.

  3. The booby traps in the old house is a reference to the Christmas film sequel from chapter. Kevin gets lost in New York and must trap the bad guys from the first movie after running into them again. You should know the film and the title.

Up next is Chapter 12: Time for Trouble (Search and Rescue Time)