Invention of the Week #6: Vino Wine

Story by Vinomath on SoFurry

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Story time: I was chatting with Playfingers of FA and the mention of Vino meaning wine came up...somehow, honestly I don't remember how. Then I made a joke about Vino Wine being Wine Wine. Thus Vino Wine became a thing and I said it'd be the next Invention of the Week, AND Playfingers would be the first to get a taste. I held up both ends of my deal that we didn't make Playfingers.

Also Unicorn TF/TG. Because why not. I have the power to!


Hi everyone! It's me! Amelia! You probably don't recognize me because I got a highlight in my hair. It's blue! I don't know why I just want to do something fun and exciting and when the woman at the beauty salon asked I didn't want to seem rude so I said yes. Then she got a thingy and next thing I knew I had a blue streak in my hair. It's a pretty blue though don't you think? Of course I can't hear your answer but I'm sure it's a "heck yeah," or something like that because this is a radical blue streak in my hair. And if you're saying "No, it looks stupid" then you're probably stupid for not recognizing my sweet fashion sense.

Anyways I was talking with a few people, more like friends but friends are still people. So are enemies. We're all just people. We're all the same because we're all people but yet we embrace being different but want to also be the same. Life's a cooky thing ain't it? The secret to life is to just live it, then you're...uh...I don't have a real follow up to any of this. So rather than keep talking about it why don't we just move on then?

Remember last time how I said I made some progress on my love life? Well I have! Go team! Actually not go team, I don't want anyone but one person at a time in my life live. That's hard enough, I don't know how people can sleep around with mistresses and stuff. That's just stressful and no one really gets out a winner. Or cheating really at all. It's bad and just makes everyone feel bad. The lab rat says don't do it kids! I digress, the otter man I mentioned is named Joshua and he's opening a bar. What that bar does I dunno, but he says he wants transformations to be involved in some way. I was kind of like "Hey, I do transformation stuff to! Let me do some science stuff and I'll give you a guaranteed nice fancy wine. I was just trying to sound nice but then he agreed and I was all about it.

However I only looked like I was all about. In my head I was basically screaming "Why did you do that you don't know how to make wine. You get one highlight in your hair and you think you're the one who discovered Cabernet Sauvignon." I didn't know what that is, I don't drink wine so I just googled "popular wines" and said the first result. That's not the issue here! The thing was I needed to make this wine so I turned to friends to try and figure out what the heck to do and then someone help me to figure out what to do.

Make Wine Wine. It's like wine, but double wine. Think about it. Ice water is way better than regular water, and that's just double water. So double wine should be just as good than no? But of course you can't call something Wine Wine that's sounds ridiculous. So thanks to a friend I came up with the name "Vino Wine." That roughly translate to Wine Wine but it sounds fancy. Although "Vino" generally implied it's cheap and inferior but I want to call it Wine Wine so I'm naming it Vino Wine for the sake of everyone! Imagine having to ask your bartender for Wine Wine no one would do that. So you're welcome in advance.

Now what exactly does Vino Wine do? I'm glad you asked, well I know I didn't hear you ask but you're probably super curious considering you're here right now! Anyways, you drink it and then it turns you into a randomly chosen majestic animal. Some even quite exotic, like I'm talking unicorns. I made the first unicorn and nothing can stop me! Well, as like as I don't get impaled by a unicorn horn but then I'd go out from a unicorn's horn and that sounds like an honorable death if you ask me. You know I could write a book about the tangents I go off on. But yeah, Vino Wine makes you majestic. Simple as that.

I gathered a few different subjects to test things out. First off I brought a friend to help test it out, he helped me think of the name. His name's Dell. You know like the computer brand, he's not a computer though. Unless he is and he's not telling me...Then I also got this girl name Angie. She's...a person. Has hair and...arms. Legs to. Honestly I've never seen her in my life before I don't know how she ended up in here. Alright, and lastly there's Jeff. He's also a person. Very nice chin if I say so myself. It's a weird feature but hey it's a good chin. Not going to deny that. A+ chin right there. Anywhosit, let's get some science done! Let's watch!

First up we have Dell. Also a person in case you we're curious. With him there's also a cup filled with some lovely Vino Wine. Looks like he downed the cup pretty fast. Either it was so good he wanted it all in his mouth or so bad he wanted to finish it as fast as he could. Could be both really. Anyways he drank it all and not soon after his body started changing. Dell's body began to grow a thin layer of white fur all over his body as his face started elongating out into a muzzle. His nostrils became much larger while his ears became long a floppy. In between them, a decent sized horn protruded out. His shoulders seemed to droop down as they lost their broadness while his arms slendered out. His hands became small and dainty as Dell's chest began bubbling outward into two decently sized breasts. His waist caved in along with his back while Dell's rear end became much more pronounced. Dell's manhood shrank away into nothingness leaving him very much female. Her legs took on a shapely tone while her hips grew out into childbearing sized. Her feet became black hooves as the changes stopped, making Dell a Unicorn woman.

Next Angie had her glass of the lovely Vino Wine. She drank it and seemed to give it an approving nod. That's more promising than the last one. Angie's feet began to harden and turn a black color, her nails becoming claws. From just below her knees and upward, her body grew white feathers all over. Her arms grew even more feathers to form into mighty wings while similarly, feathers formed behind her to form tailfeathers you'd see on many avians. Her neck became much longer while also becoming thinner while her head became much smaller and flatter. Her nose and mouth fused together into an orange beak while black formed around it. Her eyes went to either size of her head while the transformation into a swan had ended.

Jeff was the last to get a taste of Vino Wine. He had one of the more vocal reaction, in the fact that he looked like he wanted to throw it back up. Of course if he did that he wouldn't get his pay...which I never offered him. Good on him, good sport. Maybe it's his first time having alcohol. I dunno. His body, much like Angie's, grew white feathers all over his body. The same feathers formed on his arms and behind him to grant him usable wings and tailfeathers. His hair retreated into his feathers leaving nothing left while his nose and mouth fused together and turned black, shrinking as it became a very small beak. His eyebrows became thin yet defined while his adam's apple shrank down and shoulders narrowed. Jeff's feet became avian in nature with black claws in place in nails. His legs became more shapely while his hips widened outward along with his rear. Womanhood found it's way between his legs, the masculine pronouns now not so fitting as two breasts complimented Jeff's chest, now very much female. On top of that, her waist caved in and back went into an arch, finishing off her transformation into a snow owl woman.

Unlike the last few tests I actually had some nice clothes picked out for them. I gave Jeff a pretty flowing white dress that highlighted her feathers. Angie got a nice blue dress, and Dell I gave a suit because I ran out of dresses. But it's a good suit! She seemed to like it. Of course that might just be because she's drunk like the rest of them. They keep falling over and hitting walls and stuff. Or getting into things that they're not supposed to. Hey! Get away from that! Bad bird! That's my private stash! I get hungry in the lab and-Angie you stay away from that camera! How else are people going to see okay. You're pointing it and my left hip now. I'm sure that's a good angle. And now it's my crotch...now my right hip. Where did you go to filming school? Oh great now Dell's joining the film crew. Hey don't press tha-!