FnaJ: WTF!? (part 1)

Story by nitro_wolf on SoFurry

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#6 of FnaJ: WTF?

This isn't just any FnaF inspired story... It's so much more...

This story start not on night 1... Oh no, but starts on night 5 (skip the dilly dally)


Night 5... 12:00 A.M.

*Ring-Ring*...*Ring-Ring*

"Hello, hello?... Hey, have you repaired those animatronics our sister locations sent you and completed their orders?... Well that doesn't matter, we have decided that all _Jack rabbit's ice cream parlors _will be switching to using only spring-lock suits... Meaning we only need a few workers and do not need a night guard... But listen, I like you and don't want to fire you, so you will be getting... A PROMOTION!!!... Yeah, I'll be along to see you in the morning and take you to our first location, where I hope to employ you in a higher paying job... Good night" *beep*

I bring up my camera and put it on the storage and repair cam, I see foxy sitting in a corner, Jake curled up and spring-Jack that we just had to clean-out thanks to a spring-lock failure...

I switch to the test stage cam and see a funtime blue foxy staring at the camera and a funtime blue bear, looking a little sad... I put my camera down.

I glance around the office, I have a vent to my right, the storage and repair room dead in front of me and a hall leading to the factory floor on my left.

Once again I bring up my camera and see that funtime blue foxy is gone, I switch to the storage and repair cam and see foxy and Jake are gone... I take down the camera.

"Hello Foxy" I say and turn to face the jaw-less animatronic pirate fox standing a little closer than I would like.

His rough, robotic voice said "It be against the rules f-f-f-fffff-for endoskeletons to be out of s-suit here at Jack's" He slashed down with his hook just as I jumped from my chair and landed face first on the floor. I scrambled to my feet and started running, not checking where I'm going. I heard a hiss that sent shivers down my spine and than foxy's footsteps as he ran after me.

I came to a big room that must be the factory floor and turned, ducked and hid under a table... Foxy skidded into the room hissing and looking around. I reach into my pocket and count 3... I pull a small stone from my pocket... and toss it into a box of scrap metal, foxy quickly runs towards the box and jumps in, face first... I carefully left the room.

Before long, I came to the prop factory and saw funtime blue bear, he was rummaging through a box of spare props. He held one hand high, the hand that had a puppet of Jack on it. He slowly rotated the hand as if the puppet was watching for me...

Damn, I mind to run-up behind him and kick his ass when he is bent over!

I keep on sneaking... I come to the intersection, I can go to the storage and repair or the test stage. I look in the storage and repair and see spring-Jack twitching and looking around... Yeah, pass... I ran to the test stage.

"everyone please stay in your seats... The show will begin momentarily" said funtime blue foxy.

I quickly sat in the nearest seat... Trust me, you don't want to be out of this seat when the show starts!

"Just let me call out to blue bear" said funtime foxy "Blue bear!"

From a distance I heard "just a second, I lost my mike again" from funtime blue bear.

Funtime blue foxy held up a hand that had a puppet of a ice cream cone in it, she said "this is Carl"

Funtime blue bear walked through the door and said "I got it" than walked on stage.

The lights dimmed for a few seconds. Spot lights came on and funtime blue foxy was bloody flying around on strings and singing... Funtime blue bear was acting out scenes that was apparently in the song.

Funtime blue foxy sang "Dear old blue bear and his good friend was out on one fine day... Jack, the rabbit thought out loud that they should play a game"

She continued "maybe hide and seek or maybe just some ta-a-ag... Before long, they both realized that they where way to far apart"

"To my friends, I came to help and pointed out the way... They thanked me soon and didn't want to be so far apart" she sang.

Much slower than the rest of the song, she sang "They felt like a snack and I said... Hey, lets go to jacks!"

Quickly again she sang "than we three good friends went to Jack's and had some ice cream and stayed for the day!"

They both shut off and I walked back to my office, I saw no-one and sat down. I checked the time, it was 5:30 A.M. I brought up my camera and checked around... Funtime blue foxy and funtime blue bear was both still shut off... Foxy was tangled in metal scrap, Jake was... I'm not sure what to call this, but he is shaking and twisting into crazy shapes, spring-Jack looked entertained by this...

Fortunately nothing else happened in half an hour and my shift ended.