Gone Batty: Third Time The Charm

Story by Simplified on SoFurry

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#3 of Gone Batty

More kinky bat sex and silly slice-of-life drama coming your way!

We've seen the separate lives of our two main protagonists, now we get a little more. Development on some side characters, some new characters being introduced, simple stuff. Just keeping it simple, no unnecessary contrivances, no padding, just playing to my strengths! Some self-referential humor in here, if Disney can get away with that, then I can do it too! XD

The title doesn't really mean anything, I'm going to try and get in a clever number pun for each chapter if I choose to do more of this.

That's all I can think to say right now so, read on and enjoy!


Third Time the Charm

Yawn!

The pretty brown ferret jill yawned and stretched as she awoke. She felt the warm, muscular body next to hers then promptly rolled over to kiss her new boyfriend on his cute foxy muzzle.

The fruit bat snuffled cutely when he felt the naked femme's lips smack him.

Mary smelled her lover's musky pits, then trailed her little pink nose over his shaggy brown chest until her whiskers brushed over one of his nipples. The ferret started sucking on her boyfriend's tit while a stray paw fondled his cock.

Tommy hummed softly as his new girlfriend started to play with his naughty bits, bits he'd put to very good use since the two of them decided to try being a couple.

The ferretess dragged her muzzle down his front until she had his cock in licking distance.

The bat purred softly while Mary lapped up his precum.

Mary sucked on his glans, teased his slit with her tongue before she felt a sudden hot warmth slide between her legs.

Tommy peeked downward then grinned at the sight of his roommate licking his girlfriend's pussy.

Mary retaliated by wrapping her legs around Julian's head while the vamp delved into her vulva.

Tommy snickered. It was just last week he brought Mary home to meet Julian.

...

Julian had fallen asleep on the couch with his Flutterbat plushie still wrapped around his cock.

The bat's ear twitched the instant he heard those keys hit the door to his apartment. He sat up, naked and caked in dried cum from humping his plush toy.

The door swung open and his roommate came in, one wing wrapped around a tasty, chocolate-y brown ferretess.

Neither was as well-dressed as the vampire, both looked as though they'd rushed in getting dressed and Julian's strong sense of smell already told him what they had been up to.

Tommy, drunk at this point, waved to his roomie, "July! I'm home!"

Julian waved from the couch, not about to get up and risk scaring the pretty girl who just walked in, "Didn't I tell you I'd bite your nuts off if you called me that again, Tammy?"

The flying fox giggled, "Oh, I'm so scared!" He pulled Mary with him over to the couch. He stopped just before so he could introduce her, "Julian, this here is Mary."

The ferretess, who was remarkably sober enough to drive Tommy's hearse and get him home, waved to the cute, naked bat sitting in front of her with a cock that nearly rivaled Tommy's. "Hi there! Like Tommy said, I'm Mary, Mary Ward." She walked right up to him and took one of his hands, "It's very nice to meet you and your penis." She giggled.

The vampire bat snickered, "Well I and my penis are very happy to meet you too."

She saw the plushie on his dick, "Oh... Is that one of those pony things?"

Julian lit up, "Yeah, that's Flutterbat!" He pulled the cum-drenched toy off his shaft then showed it to Mary.

The ferretess could smell the bat's funk all over the toy, "Oh boy... Someone here had himself a one-bat party eh?"

Julian beamed at her with big white fangs, "Yeah, though two-bat parties are loads much more fun! And I mean LOADS!" He licked some of his produce off one of his arms.

Tommy had, somehow, managed to undress himself in his drunken state without falling over or hurting himself. The fruit bat retorted, "Two-bat party is fun! But two bats and one ferret has more potential don't you think?" He put his wings around his new girlfriend then pulled her in close and kissed her.

Mary kissed him back while she let Tommy undress her.

Julian looked on, "Cool..." He moved in closer after Tommy had pulled off Mary's halter top.

The ferretess clearly didn't mind being naked in front of another male she had just met, in fact she petted him as Julian leaned in to taste one of her nipples.

Tommy attached himself to her other teat.

The jill churred and purred between two male bats who clearly wanted her. She didn't put up much resistance when Julian pulled her into his lap, nor when she felt him sink into her.

Tommy watched from mere inches away as his new girlfriend was being taken by his best friend right in front of him. He spread his wings wide then enveloped both of his lovers

Julian purred too, simultaneously wrapped in Tommy's warmth and Mary's.

Mary felt she would pass out altogether, being doted on by two handsome bats. Somewhere deep inside, some part of her conscience did have to wonder, was this hypocritical of her? She left her last boyfriend for being unfaithful, now it seemed she would be having two boyfriends at once.

She wasn't given time to think too hard on this, not as Julian picked up his pace with her, rocking his hips with hers and Tommy ground his own dripping cock against her backside.

Mary squeaked and moaned from having every sensual area touched, from being totally wrapped in the warm sensual wings of not one but two bats.

Julian started to lick Mary's soft, tender neck as he felt his peak draw closer. He whispered, "Can I bite?"

She heard him, "Bite?"

Tommy explained, "It's a thing for him, he loves to cum when he's drinking someone's blood."

Julian nodded as he sniffed a particularly full vein around Mary's collar bone, "It's such a unique feeling."

She had to think about that. The thought of letting someone bite her on purpose, then drink her blood, it made her feel nervous, yet excited at the same time.

Julian looked up at her with big pretty hazel eyes, "It's okay if you don't want to..."

Mary petted him, "Go ahead."

He smiled, "Thank you!" He picked up speed, humping his thick bathood in and out of the pretty jill as he pressed his pointy white fangs to that space between her collar and her neck. He bit down strong.

Mary yelped from the pain, and Julian caressed her body while he lapped up her blood.

Tommy held both of his lovers, content just to be there while they got to know each other.

Julian deftly drank his fill of his jill's life force, before he suddenly hissed.

Mary felt it.

And Tommy saw as the vampire bat pressed his hips tight into the ferret's slit and he knew his friend had climaxed.

Mary peaked with him, gasping as she felt the bat shoot long ribbons inside her.

Julian trembled while he held her, while his cock twitched and pulsed with each eruption, while he lapped breathlessly at Mary's bite.

Mary shivered when a second tongue brushed over her bite.

Tommy didn't like the taste of blood like his vampire friend, but he couldn't pass up this opportunity.

Mary leaned into the warm lickings from her two bats then only blushed more when she saw them kiss over her bite. When they then turned their attentions back on her, she happily accepted their kisses, not caring one bit that she tasted her own blood on their tongues.

They went to bed that night, Mary in the middle cocooned by both bats.

...

After that first time, the trio had been nigh-inseparable.

They went to bars together, they went to movies, they sometimes just hung out at home and they'd just fool around.

Mary still went to work. She was in a better mood during work hours, happily helping customers and making sales which kept Angel perfectly happy.

But the chipmunk still kept sticking her twitchy nose in her employee's personal life, she genuinely cared for the ferret like a daughter. She smelled bat musk on her that first day she came back and she had to ask her during her lunch break.

Mary told her and Angel had the biggest buck-tooth grin a rodent could give, "Damn... I could barely keep one husband, and you got two men that wanna fawn over you, and they don't even fight?" The chipmunk downed her Cosmo, "Some girls just have all the luck, I guess."

Mary laughed, "They don't fight, they're roommates and they're both bi."

The chipmunk fluttered her false eyelashes, "Oh god... I would love to see that... Two fit, handsome men fuckin' each other."

The ferret had herself never considered being with the same sex, but she couldn't help smiling at how Angel took it. She leaned, "Well, we're a threesome but, I think we could squeeze in one more." She winked.

Angel finished her cocktail, "Well, it would be quite unprofessional for us to fraternize outside of work. But, I'll think about it." She winked back, a lock of pink hair falling over one side of her face as she smiled.

The two friends laughed a bit there.

Angel ordered another Cosmo before she had to ask what she'd really wanted to ask Mary, "So, are there any developments with... The Jerk?"

Mary sighed, "Yeah... He called my apartment from jail, that very night actually! Tried to apologize, just made more excuses... I didn't answer, the machine got it... I deleted it."

Angel put a paw on her employee's shoulder, "That's one step. The more you take, the more that guy's just gonna be a bad fart in the wind."

Mary didn't like that metaphor, but she did like that Angel cared so much. The jill played with an empty glass while she spoke, "I'm gonna go down to the courthouse, I'm getting that restraining order and that will be that."

The chipmunk nodded, "Have you spoken to Melissa yet?"

The ferret sighed, "No... I'm scared to. I know I said some pretty horrible things to her, you know after I caught them. She never said anything back, she looked more hurt than angry... I want to but, I don't think I can even look at her without thinking of them in bed... Her in his lap... You'd let me off early that day because of my heat, you told me to go and let that man know how I felt then there they were..."

Angel sighed, "Yeah..."

Mary looked to her friend, "But I don't blame you. You were only thinking of me, you're always thinking of me. I wouldn't have found about them then... I could've just gone on being a dumb bitch."

Angel frowned, "You have to stop doing that to yourself, Mary. You're not dumb, you wouldn't be my friend if you were, believe me. I love you, probably more than an employer should but, I've always been forthright with my emotions. When I see you, I see me, the same me who's had her heartbroken, the same me who puts highlights in her hair." She gestured playfully to the purple highlights in Mary's dark brown hair, then to the bright pink in her own blond tresses.

Mary laughed at that one.

Angel kept going, "I've been married, twice, neither one proved right for me in the end, then I was back on the market right after. I never had children of my own, but when I look at you, I see the daughter I always wanted."

Mary looked up to her employer, "The same daughter you'd like to have a naughty, batty orgy with sometime, hmm?"

Angel laughed, "Well, we're only metaphorically related, so it wouldn't count as incest."

The two friends laughed then before realizing their lunch break had long been over.

...

While Mary was at work, Tommy was at his own job, one he wasn't particularly proud of but hey, it let him keep his apartment with that sexy little freeloader of his.

The bat sat in a little white cubicle surrounded by personal memorabilia on a computer chair as he typed up whatever revisions he was told to do by his employer.

Yes, this cool, suave, goth fruit bat had a day job and he was an accountant.

Need something in financing? He was your bat!

Got questions for sales and marketing? Ring-a-ding!

Need help picking new workers? Boom!

Tommy hated to admit it, but he was actually a smart guy that knew his way quite well around the office floor. It wasn't the most fun or exciting job, but the pay was more than worth it if it meant he got to be with Julian. He thought a moment, and Mary too.

He was in the middle of calculating some expenses when his office phone started ringing. He put the phone on speaker so he wouldn't have to look away from the computer as he typed, "Lone Star, Marketing and Resources! I'm Thomas, how may I help you?"

"Ferguson!" His boss's voice came through, "I need to see you in my office!"

Tommy hated hearing his last name, he was embarrassed about it as he was at admitting he liked working here, "I'm in the middle of fixing those expenses you put me on earlier, Mr. Martinez!"

Martinez shouted, "I don't give a hoot an' holler! Pass it off to somebody else, I need you here now!"

Tommy sighed before he looked at a picture of him and Julian hanging from a bulletin board over his desk. He groaned, "I'll be right up!" He clicked off the speaker. "Hey, Benny!" He shouted to a co-worker in the cubicle next to his own, "I'm sending you some more math problems to solve, hope you don't mind!"

His co-worker's sarcastic remark came over, "Yeah sure, like I didn't need another headache! Drop the hammer, Tommy!"

Tommy e-mailed his work to his coworker then hurried over to his boss's office.

He knocked on his boss's door once he got there.

Martinez's gruff voice was heard, "Ferguson? Come in!"

Tommy opened the door and there was the scruffy, middle-aged otter sitting on his desk talking to a tall, wiry fox with pale yellow fur.

The otter saw the fruit bat enter, "Ah! Thomas! It's good I could get you in here!"

Tommy walked in, "You didn't really give me a choice, sir."

Martinez scoffed, "Life doesn't give a lot of choices. I would like to introduce you to the new head of our CR branch." (CR being Common Resources since there are no humans in this world. ;))

The Japanese fox bowed quickly to the flying fox, "Good afternoon, I'm Toshiro Takanawa, I'm new here from Kyoto, but I have already have a lot of experience tending to the needs of my fellow workers. Mr. Martinez and I have started early and while going over efficiency rates of the workers here, your name comes near to the top."

Tommy didn't like to brag, but he did keep to a brisk, efficient pace so he wouldn't have so much work to deal with when he went home. He nodded, "Yes, and?"

Martinez stood up, "And, I've decided that you've more than shown yourself to be a good loyal member here at Lone Star. So, I am hereby raising your pay to about 30% your normal rate, and I am moving you out of that stuffy office room, and giving you your own private office. What do you say?"

The big brown bat could only nod, "Really?" His eyes widened as did his smile, "Wow! Mr. Martinez... Screw it, I'm gonna call you Rob! Rob, this is amazing! Thank you for thinking of me, and I promise I'll work harder for you!" He happily shook his boss's paws with both hands.

Martinez gave a hearty laugh, "Shit, son! I still remember you comin' in here as a little intern, wet behind the ears, now you're movin' up!"

Tommy also shook Toshiro's paws, "And you too, Toshi! Can I call you Toshi?"

The fox kept his composure, but smiled inwardly when the bat thanked him, "Toshi is fine. And I hope you and I get to be good friends in the days to come." He bowed again.

Tommy smiled showing his bright fangs to the fox, "I really hope so!"

...

Julian wasn't a complete and total deadbeat, he was an internet porn writer with over 70 thousand viewers. He'd just uploaded the latest chapter in his most popular series, one about multiple couples willingly cuckolding each other and cute family dramas in between, when his cellphone started vibrating.

He answered the phone, "Hey Tommy!"

Tommy told Julian about his new promotion.

The vampire bat cheered, "Yeah! My man is getting up in the dollars now!" He giggled, "Oh, have you told Mary yet?" He listened, "You called me first? Don't I feel special?" He giggled, "Okay, I'll see you when you get home!"

...

The trio met up that night to celebrate.

They sat together in a booth at the bar where Mary and Tommy had first met.

Mary toasted her gin & tonic to Tommy, "I'm so happy for you!"

The flying fox chuckled, "Aw, thanks Mary."

She kissed him on the mouth and he reciprocated.

Julian sat there and watched while his two lovers smacked lips. As soon as Tommy pulled away from her, the vampire turned his friend over then stole a kiss of his own.

Mary leaned on her boyfriend's shoulder then watched him kiss Julian. She stifled a giggle at how Julian's ears twitched.

Tommy broke the kiss, then he wrapped his wings around both of his mates then pulled them both to his buff chest.

They took advantage of that development and they kissed while snuggled up against Tommy.

The flying fox was starting to get that tingly feeling now, surrounded by all of this high sexual energy. He paid the bar tab for the threesome then they hurried on back to Tommy and Julian's apartment.

...

And that lead them to this morning where Mary was nursing Tommy's cock while Julian licked out her pussy.

The fruit bat tore into his bedsheets as he erupted all over his naked belly.

Mary had tended to him while he had been thinking of this past week they'd spent together. The ferret lapped up his semen, purring delightfully as she cleaned him up.

Julian's face was sticky with Mary's own ejaculate after he'd delved so deeply with that talented tongue of his.

Tommy held both Julian and Mary as they crawled up to cuddle with him and they slept in that morning.

...

Tommy came into work the next day, his first day with his new job.

Toshiro was there to greet him. The fox bowed to the flying fox, "Tommy-San, I hope you are ready because the work only gets harder from today."

The bat wasn't worried, "Not a problem! I don't mean to brag, but I was kind of a math wiz, so if you need me to do any diagrams, or any last minute calculations, I'm your guy!"

Toshi lead Tommy to his new office, a quiet, secluded hub away from the main floor. It had his name on it, plus one more name underneath it: M. Martinez.

Tommy had to ask, "What's with the other name?"

Toshi smiled, "That's one of your new perks of the job. Not only do you get your own room, but you are also assigned your own personal secretary."

The bat nodded, "Ah... But it says Martinez?"

Toshiro clicked his tongue, "Yes, Mr. Martinez insisted on it, so you'll be working with his daughter from now on. She's starting here as an intern, and he's putting her under your supervision so... Yeah." The fox clearly didn't like the idea of mixing family and business. Things always got so messy that way. "So go on in, I'm sure she's already in there. She does seem like a nice girl if a little quiet and, she's... Pregnant so..."

Tommy nodded, "Uh huh, so my new job is basically being babysitter for his baby girl, hmm?

Toshiro sighed, "Yes... Look, if it were up to me, I wouldn't just be pulling you out and making you deal with my own problems... I would actually be using you to your best proficiency but, I'm only resources."

The bat patted the fox, "Hey it's fine, it's good someone's being honest around here. So I should just go in?"

Toshi nodded, "Might as well."

Tommy went in and right away the first thing he saw was a half-dressed otteress with the prettiest eyelashes and long black hair tied up in a braid.

She chirped out of sheer embarrassment she saw the bat come in.

She had gotten bored while waiting for her new co-worker to get here so she'd pulled out her iPad and was cycling some nudie pics she'd downloaded off the internet.

When Tommy and Toshi came in, she'd opened up her work shirt, stuffed one paw down her front and had been masturbating while imagining herself with the cute guys on her iPad.

Tommy's eyes were glued on the otter's exposed breasts and on the paw stuffed between her legs even as she fixed her clothes, "Oh god! I am so, so sorry... You were, you guys were taking so long, I got bored."

The bat chuckled while Toshi only shook his head. Tommy walked over to the pretty otteress, "Hey, it's alright, I know a thing or two about bein' caught with my pants down." He took her paw, the one that had been down her panties, then kissed it in an act of chivalry, but really just to get a quick taste of this female's feminine juices.

She gulped when he kissed her masturbating paw, held still as he even licked the few stray bits that had clung to her fingers. She probably should have been offended, even shocked that he would be so brazen, but damn was he cute?

Toshiro only sighed, "I guess you two will be working just fine together... I'll just be out here." He closed the door, not being comfortable around such blatant exhibitionism.

Tommy straightened up, "Well, it is very nice that I'm getting a secretary who's as unafraid to let herself go as you. I'm Tommy Ferguson, and it is very nice meeting you."

The otteress smiled, already taken in by this bat's boldness, "Thank you, and I hope we have a fine relationship, um that is working relationship while we're here. I'm Melissa."