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Minimum Wage Wrestling #8

" Championship Chase Pt.1"

By: Silverback Christianpaw

The time has finally come. People have been buying lots of the Minimum Wage Wrestling DVDs . . . okay maybe not lots, but enough of them, that now it's time for that money to go to good use! Once again we are making history, as we will soon crown the first ever Minimum Wage Wrestling World Champion! While the Hardcore Championship is nice, this will truly determine the number one, Undisputed Champion in this sport!

Over the next few tapings there will be three qualifying matches; one tag team match and two singles matches. The winners of those matches will advance to a big Fatal 4 Way Ladder Match to determine the first ever Minimum Wage Wrestling World Champion!

Tonight we start with the tag team match as Zach Bluewolf teams up with the massive Bunbuns to take on the grizzled veterans of the Bad Brigade, the two winners advance to the ladder match. Let the chase begin!

Ding-Ding!

The fans, all eleven of them, filled up the rows of folding chairs at the Community Center gym, and a smattering or applause erupted as the team of Zach and Bunbuns got ready to face their opponents in this high-stakes tag match. The Bad Brigade made sure to look intimidating as always, a couple of orange foxes wearing faded purple spandex from head to toe, with only their arms exposed. Zach or Bunbuns never saw this new tag team on the roster, but there was something about them that they just couldn't ignore.

"These foxes are like fifty," Zach says agitated.

"Yeah, so?" Bunbuns replies.

"How the hell are they even still wrestling?"

"Well, they're veterans. Who cares? This gives us a better chance to get into the ladder match, now let's do this. I want my mate to be proud of me!"

Zach and Bad Brigade Member #1 lock up, center of the ring,

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Member #1 says immediately backing away from the luchawolf and gets out of the ring instantly, "He pulled my hair! Ref! He pulled my hair!"

"What?" Zach says looking at the referee, who gives him a questionable look, "he's wearing a mask like mine! How the hell can I pull his hair?!"

"No hair pulling," the short bull referee says.

Zach quickly gets out of the ring. Member #1 backs away but the luchawolf has none of it as he runs after him. Member #1 starts running around the ring, trying to get away at any cost. However, Zach being the much younger of the two easily catches up to him and hits in the back of the head with a double axe handle (hands clasped together). Member #1 goes down and Zach gets a handful of the ugly purple washed-out spandex and tosses him back in the ring, giving him a massive wedgie on the way in.

Zach climbs back up onto the ring apron and launches himself over the top rope . . . only for his feet to catch the rope on the way in, and face-planting on the edge of the ring.

"Hahahaha!" all of the fans start laughing like crazy, the nearly empty gym causing an echo so the wrestlers can hear the laughter from a mile away.

Member #1 reaches down and pulls Zach and hits a quick bodyslam in the center of the ring. He follows up by grabbing the wolf's arm and drops down, pulling it in between his legs and wrenching it nearly out of socket in a Cross-Arm Breaker.

"Aff! Mff!" Zach tries to roll out of it but Member #1's body proves too strong to get out so easily as his arm gets pulled back even more, his opponent's legs keeping the pressure on him. Zach got his legs under him as he continues to try and rolls out of it. He manages to get back to his feet while his arm is still being wrenched as he connects with one quick stomp on his torso before the hold is finally broken. Leaving the luchawolf the chance to return the favor with a strong headlock on the fox. The veteran rolls over onto his side, causing Zach to roll back where his shoulders are on the canvas. The referee goes for the count to count the pinfall,

"1 . . . 2 . . ." Zach rolls it back over, getting his shoulder back off the mat.

Member #1 rolls himself back and delivers some knee strikes right into the wolf's back. Over and over again until his opponent is finally forced to break the headlock. They both quickly spring back to their feet . . . well, one of them anyway. Zach goes for a hard punch across his opponent's back. Member #1 delivers a big kick to the luchawolf's knee and grabs him by the paw as he throws him hard into the corner in an Irish whip.

Member #2 smacks the hand of his partner, tagging him into the match as immediately continues the offense as he grabs Zach by the paw and gives him another Irish whip, this time into his corner next to Bunbuns. Zach hits the corner hard and Bunbuns expertly taps the wolf's shoulder, now entering the match for the first time.

Bunbuns and Member #2 got for a tie up but the spandex-clad Member #2 hits a kick to Bunbuns big gut. He kicks him again, but Bunbuns just smiles, not feeling a single kick! Member #2 changes his strategy by driving forearms into his face which do the trick as slowly backs up into his corner.

"Hey hey hey!" Zach, still slumped in the corner turnbuckles puts his paws up as the bunny gets close to him. But Bunbuns grounds himself and fires back with some hay-makers of his own to Member #2's face. Member #1 quickly and illegally enters the ring and grabs one of Bunbun's paws, his tag partner grabbing the other as use all their strength to pull the massive bunny into the center of the ring, before ricocheting him right back into the corner hard . . . nearly crushing Zach in between the turnbuckle and his 500ish lb flabby tag team partner.

"Ahhh!" Zach holds his chest and collapses in the corner in a beaten heap.

Both members of the Bad Brigade start delivering all kinds of kicks to the bunny's massive gut, just trying to connect with anything they possibly could. It works as the raining of kicks to the midsection keep him planted in the corner, with his big butt squishing against Zach' face, some of the butt-flab even getting into his mouth.

"Mmmf mmf mfffff!" Zach's muffled screams make the crowd laugh and clap happily as the Bad Brigade keeps delivering big kicks to the bunny as he keeps getting kicked more and more in the corner until he is finally forced to sit down on his tag team partner in the corner.

"Ahhh! Get off me dammit!" Zach yelps and squirms, trying to get away. Bunbuns is exhausted after taking dozens of kicks to his body but manages to roll off and gingerly gets back to his feet.

Both members hook Bunbun's head and put his massive arms over their shoulders and grab the waistband of his singlet, hoping to hoist this giant over their heads and flip him over onto his back in a vertical suplex. They both go to lift, but Bunbuns, just too heavy for the fifty-year-olds. They both pant heavily but go for a second attempt but once again, the bunny remains grounded.

Instead, Bunbuns takes this chance to hook both of their heads under his massive flabby arms and swiftly drops down, driving both of his opponent's heads onto the canvas in a great Double DDT move!

Bunbuns falls over one of the members for the cover, the referee's not sure which one was the legal wrestler since the both members of the Bad Brigade look exactly the same, but whatever! He drops down on the canvas to make the count,

"1 . . . 2 . . . 3!"

Ding-Ding-Ding!

All of the fans in the community center stand and cheer with their hands in the air at this "classic" of a match.

Bunbuns happily bounces and gets back to his feet as the referee raises his paw in the air, also pointing at Zach, who is still half-knocked and flattened in the corner. Bunbuns smiles as he picks up his little wolf tag team partner, but Zach angrily shoves him away,

"Dammit! Why did you have to have your butt in my face?!"

"We won!" Bunbuns replies happily.

"Mmmf...Huh? Wait, we won?"

"Yep!"

"Oh my God! We won!" Zach leaps happily into the arms of his big tag partner and bounces with sheer joy! The bunny picks Zach up over his shoulder as Zach raises his paws in the air in victory.

It is a victory. Because these two wrestlers now advance into the World Title Ladder Match that will be filmed in a few weeks. Despite everything that went down in this match, one of these competitors could just be one match away from becoming the first-ever Minimum Wage Wrestling World Champion.

_TO BE CONTINUED . . . _