Glorified fanfiction of Error Sans x Blueberry
OMG no sexual seduction at all!
It has been a while since Blueberry had seen Error. "I got to figure out how to get out of this place.... But I have tried everything I know and still nothing.... " Blueberry sat there with the human soul, watching it glow in the palm of his hand.
Meanwhile in space of some universe somewhere.
"Why... Why can't I get this to work... I try to solve the many glitches in the multiverse, but I can't fix them.... Like these strings, I can only fix them for a bit until they SNAP!" Error gets tired of being here by him self and heads back to the white void.
"Maybe playing with one of my puppets will help me find a different way to solve this..."
Error Sans walks into to the void and fines BlueBerry making some spaghetti. "What are you doing and where did you get all these tools to make spaghetti?" Error Sans points at the cheese grater , the colander , the drying rack, the dough scraper , the food choppers, the food mill, the pastry board, the pasta machine, the pastry wheels, the ravioli forms/cutters, the rolling pin and the wooden spoons and skimmers. "You are making a mess in my void!" Error looking at BlueBerry , faking a convincing angry stare.
"I am sorry, I just love making pasta! It is something me and my brother liked doing...." BlueBerry was struggling making the sauce to the spaghetti, he was using his fists to make the sauce. Error just looked at Blueberry.
*in Error's head* "Come on! How do I make this spaghetti like they do in those five star restaurants" Error's Pap was punching the sauce like his friend told him to. "You have to make it like this, bro!" Error said to himself out loud.
"Hmm?" BlueBerry looked back to Error with tomato paste on his gloves. Error jolted back to reality. "Give me that!" Error had gently pushed Blueberry aside. "Now look at what I am doing!" Error used his pk powers to move the tomato paste into a pot and cooked it using a flame he created underneath the pot.
"You need to let it cook until it boils at least" Error showed BlueBerry the boiling sauce from a safe distance. Blueberry looked at the pot, then turned to look at Error excitedly. "This is going to be great, I will finally be the master chef of spaghetti!" Blueberry was going to grab the noodles. "Hey... Before you grab the noodles, you have to have a pot with water in it first. once you do this, break the noodles to they are half the size, you want them small enough to go into the pot. Then like the sauce, let them cook until the water boils or until the noodles are nice and soft..."
"How do I create the fire?" BlueBerry asked Error as he was struggling to create one hinself. "Let me do this, it might be a little too much for you." Error finished the sauce and put it on a table that materialized from out of no where. He created the fire underneath the pot of pasta. "
*After making the spaghetti*
"This is the best spaghetti I have ever made thanks to your help!" BlueBerry began to eat the spaghetti. Error look at the plate of spaghetti. *I wonder if I could eat this...* Error carefully picked up a fork and spoon and twirled the spaghetti using the fork while using the spoon underneath to hold everything together. He then took a bite out of the spaghetti, chewed it and swallowed. ".... It has been at least a REALLY long time since I had spaghetti, or food in general.." Error's body began to glitch more then usual as dark error texts filled his eyes. He was warping and distorting the reality around him.
Error sobbed as his effect on reality was getting worse. "Come on! It's not that bad!" BlueBerry filled with determination and pasta went over and embraced Error. The warping and distorting around Error had slowly began to stop as Error began to calm down. "There, there. It's okay..." Blueberry sat there hugging Error. "No.... No... No..... They are all gone... All those years.... gone.... I have no one now! I am.... I am... All alone..... by my self..." Error holds Blueberry tight. "I am pretty sure they are fine! Whom ever you are talking about. I am sure they are worried sick about you too!" Blueberry smiled patting Error's head.
"You really think they are all okay?" Error looked up at Blueberry, glitchy tears rolling off his cheeks. "Well I am pretty sure your friends are looking for you! They are probably looking through all of the other universes for you as we speak! Nyeh!" Error stopped crying and smiled at Blueberry. "Heh heh heh.........zzzzzzzzzzzz" Error fell asleep into Blueberry's arms. Blueberry sat there, patting Error's head grinning happily.
*Story ends*
At this point it is safe to assume Error becomes a "good guy" after some help from Blueberry aka underswap Sans. Error may eventually restore all the AUs he has destroyed and finds out he is not alone as there are other Errors besides him....
Including Chara...