I Wish I Could Go Back to Fur Con

Story by Joshiah on SoFurry

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...So, this is what happens when I get roped into helping with musical stuff over a convention weekend.

I get inspired and make shameless things.


(Fur 1)

I wish I could go back to fur con

I was so wasted back then

(Fur 2)

What would I give, to go back and sleep on the floor in a furpile again...

(Fur 3)

I wish I could go back to fur con

At fur con there's so much to do

You sit in the line and record a great vine

And the popufurs smile at you!

(All)

How do I go back to fur con?

I don't have any funds anymore!

(Fur 3)

I wanna go down to the dance and drink a bottle of rum and pass out on the floor!

Ooooooh I wish I could just buy a badge

(Fur 2)

Or go to the con store

(Fur 1)

Or see a panel!

(Fur 3)

Or put tags on the door!

(All)

I need an energy drink or two or three or four!

We could be, sitting in the hotel lobby

4 AM and waiting for the pizza to come

Cursing the world cause I didn't eat all day

And everyone's begging me to have some!

(Fur 3)

I wish I could go back to fur con! How do I go back to fur con?!

(All)

Ahhhhh...

(Fur 3)

I wish I had talked to more artists...

(Fur 2)

But...if I went back to the fur con

Think what a loser I'd be

I'd walk through the zoo

And think "Oh, God, it's true..."

(All)

These suits are so much cuter than meeeeeeeee!