Greasing More Palms and Other Things

Story by Ceeb on SoFurry

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#30 of Pokemon

Here's a Pokemon Quickie. Wow.

The idea of a transgender Nidoking who transitions to a Nidoqueen is one of those strange ideas that nobody should explore, but I did because dicks. Gotta have fun with things.

Thumbnail background is from Pokemon Black/White, dumped by Misdreavous525 for The Spriters Resource.

Writing (C) me

Leorajh (C) FA: aurastrasza

Nidoqueen and Pokemon (C) Nintendo


Whenever Leorajh was accused of eavesdropping and snooping around the office, he tended to shoot back, playfully, that it behooved the mayor's chief of staff to know of everything going on, just in case it required Mayor Aura's attention.

But of all the people at the office, the pretty young skunk Ms. Powell knew best that Leorajh took advantage of every opportunity to get laid by attractive individuals lobbying for Mayor Aura's time. Her savvy was why, when she saw the girly sabertooth lion sauntering near, she knew the situation was about to be taken out of her control. And for once, she was happy for his horny intervention.

It would have surprised Ms. Powell to learn that what interested Leorajh was not just the prospect of a quick office fuck. He had been listening to the conversation for a few moments, and he liked what he heard. Only then did he decide to make his move.

"I'm sorry, Miss Lee," said Ms. Powell. "Mayor Aura's current meeting has run over considerably. I'm just not sure when she'll have time for you... In fact, I'm waiting to see if she wants me to cancel her meetings for the rest of the day."

The lady standing across from Ms. Powell was not an entirely unusual sight; she was a Pokemon, and a Nidoqueen specifically. Though she had the stout body and stern eyes, she had noticeable deviations from her species' usual structure. Her ears had some extra ridges, though they had been smoothed down. The horn on her forehead was considerably longer than what was normal for a Nidoqueen. Most noticeable to the untrained eye was her color: purple with slate portions along her front.

The reason for Miss Lee's nonstandard appearance was clear when she tutted and replied, "Just Lee, please. And wow, unbelievable. I've been here twenty minutes, I showed up right on time for my appointment! Here I thought Mayor Aura would make time to help green light this parade. Isn't she a transgender too?"

Ms. Powell smiled absently. "Um, well," she paused, "not exactly. Mayor Aura was born as she is. But she has a very strong interest in transgender rights, Miss Lee."

"Excu-u-use me," Leorajh purred, touching Lee's shoulder. The Nidoqueen turned her head to glance at the lion. She immediately mistook him for a girl. "I believe I can help you out if you'll come this way."

"Finally, a little cooperation," Lee puffed, glaring at Ms. Powell before following Leorajh. The skunk rubbed her temples and made a mental note to thank Leorajh later on.

"Transgender parade, is that right?" Leorajh asked, sauntering ahead and leading Lee into his quaint office. Lee shut the door at her back. The blinds were down on the door and windows.

"Yeah, transgender rights and awareness. The social climate is changing, but not fast enough for my tastes," she grunted. "I feel like the time is right."

The Nidoqueen took to the chair opposite the desk. As he often did, Leorajh sat on the edge of the desk and smiled down at his guest. "Transgender recognition is very important to me," he noted.

"I can tell," Lee smiled. "You're clearly an M-to-F. Right?"

"Oh, no." Leorajh chuckled in a self-effacing way. It was true that he was not, yet the evidence was stacked horribly against him. His hips were wide and terrifically feminine. He dressed like an office hussy with knee skirts and low-cut blouses in a variety of provocative patterns. Even his facial features were girly, with only a slight Adam's apple betraying him.

A frown appeared on Lee's face. She sighed. "So you just... Look that way?"

"'Fraid so," Leorajh smiled, swishing his tail. "It is unfair, isn't it?" he tutted. "Some people are born looking just how they like..."

"And some of us have to spend years, and all our savings, just on surgery and hormone treatment," Lee bitterly said. "Sometimes I feel like it's not even worth it."

"Isn't it?" Leorajh slyly asked. He licked one of his pronounced fangs. "I see a lovely woman sitting across from me, one who wants to make the path a little easier and a little safer for other transgenders. I'd say that's worth it," he winked.

Lee sneered. "You're such a pretty boy. God, if I'd been born looking like you," she hissed, setting a heavy hand on the lion's thigh. She reached under his skirt and stopped short of his genitals, which were in fact bare.

Obligingly, Leorajh stuck out his shapely leg and set his foot on the Nidoqueen's knee. "If touching me helps you feel better, be my guest," he purred. "Anything I can do to ease the plight."

The Pokemon sighed. She caressed Leorajh's perfect leg up to the knee, then lifted it and kissed his delicate, bare foot. "Before this goes any further," she quietly said, "you should know I haven't pulled the trigger on, uh, the downstairs."

"That," Leorajh grinned, "is perfectly fine with me, Miss Lee."

Lee quirked up a grin. Her eyes were even more playful than that. "I had the feeling you'd be cool with it."

Suddenly Leorajh thrust out his other foot, pressing both into the Nidoqueen's groin. Skillful rubs and gropes with his toes coaxed groans and quivers from Lee's lips, and eventually her erection tented her shorts. Leorajh grinned, snickering too. He pinched the shaft with his toes and purred in his most seductive of manners. "My oh my, but you seem to like my feet," he tutted. "Kinky."

"Feet aren't usually my thing," the Pokemon grumbled. "No, I just happen to like everything about you, prettyboy," said Lee, her tone lascivious, each word dripping desire. She stroked up his bare legs, stopping at the knees. She paused and then, as if it were something she had to consider carefully, tugged her plain blue shirt up and off. It was so frumpy and fortified along its seams that it made her look poor and unpleasant. Without it, her full, albeit fake breasts were free to breathe, and Leorajh took them in with a thoughtful hum.

"Very nice," said the lion, smiling. "If I didn't know better..."

Lee blushed and grinned, briefly dodging his sly eyes. "I get compliments on my tits, yeah. They were a big step," she said, cupping them and seeming not to realize the pun she had made. Leorajh let it slide and withdrew his feet.

"As nice as they look," said the pretty cat, slipping off the desk, "breasts aren't my thing."

"Of course," Lee snickered, sitting back in the chair. She raised her hips only high enough to tug her shorts down, but she left her panties on. They were black and frilly, very out of place on a hefty creature like a transgender Nidoqueen, but Leorajh understood the feminine appeal they held. That an erection tented them made them look all the more peculiar, but it excited the feline.

Leorajh leaned close and smooched Lee's craggy lips. The Pokemon barely reciprocated but she touched his hips. Her fingers enviously lingered on his flawless pelvis.

In spite of his declarations, Leorajh nosed one of Lee's breasts, then traced his rough tongue along the color seam where purple hide changed to slate. He kissed a nipple, which had stiffened along with her penis. Lee cooed at this kiss but quietly said, "I thought you didn't care for them."

"I make exceptions," he winked. But the magic had been stripped away from the moment, and his eyes darted to the bulge in her panties. He knelt, purring along the way, and then he nuzzled against the lump in the silk. "Mmm, god, now that smells good," he growled. It was true. The estrogen supplements made Lee more female, but the scent around her genitals was still the heady musk of a Nidoking. Leorajh was stricken by her masculine stink.

The lion hooked both index fingers in Lee's panties and slowly, tauntingly tugged down the material. He pulled the waistband out instead of letting it snag and spring her penis. When the flesh was bared, he hungrily looked it over. The shape was pleasing if unremarkable, and the flesh was unmarred. She was uncircumcised, and Leorajh guessed her length was around six inches. He tucked the panties under her scrotum and smiled.

"Lovely cock you've got," he rumbled, grinding his pretty snout against it in a feline manner.

"Mmh, well, thank you," Lee sighed. "I don't know how I feel about it."

Leorajh licked from nowhere in particular on her balls to the very head of her penis, and when he reached that point, a bead of pre greeted his tongue. He shivered at her musky scent and flavor. "My opinion is to keep it. You're the best of both worlds right now," he chuckled, "just like our esteemed Mayor Aura."

Speaking not a word more, as Lee seemed to have gone into contemplation, Leorajh engulfed the full length of the shaft. Lee broke out of her perturbation to moan. She curled her toes in a subtler, and arguably cuter expression of pleasure.

This was Leorajh's element. A fine worker in the office he may have been, but Mayor Aura was indeed happiest with him when he was at work beneath her desk. He gulped and slobbered in slutty repetition. The noises which he made were hardly polite, and they were downright cacophonous alongside Lee's brays and groans, but the music was somehow sweet. He stroked up, skipping her chubby belly to cup her breasts. They were too much for his fair paws to handle but he gave them his best effort, in particular tweaking the nipples.

Lee whined. She grasped the back of his head and humped awkwardly against his face. "Ooh, my ga-a-awd, nobody ever blows me like this," she panted. "I--, I actually don't let anybody do it."

Knowing he was being given a special treat had Leorajh poised to savor it. He purred, vibrating the Pokemon's aching cock. The texture of his tongue scraped the bottom of her penis, only sometimes curling around the sides to better tease and taste. Each droplet of pre which oozed into his maw was dutifully swallowed, and the scent was driving him mad with lust. His erection throbbed beneath his skirt and he would have loved to let the Nidoqueen bend him over his desk, yet he had the feeling cajoling her into that would have ruined the moment. He kept sucking.

From the Nidoqueen's lips came coarse, foul language. Her voice had grown gruff as she neared her orgasm. These were the tones of a Nidoking. She held fast on Leorajh's head and forced him to bob, that being what she wanted most.

"Uhn, gawd, holy hell," Lee huffed, rolling her eyes back. She arched her spine and pushed her jugs out into Leorajh's paws. "Oh--, oh, shit!" she blurted, sounding utterly masculine. She erupted with her pent-up climax, and as she squirted so hard into the back of the lion's maw, she felt immense relief along with satisfaction. Self-loathing melted away into the orgasm, and though hardly gone forever, it was beaten down enough that she could comfortably tell the girly cat, "Yeah, suck my fucking dick, sissy."

Leorajh grinned around the flesh. He obliged until she decided enough was enough and her penis was too tender to go on. When the lion was allowed to pull back, he left her penis gleaming with a veneer of drool. The shaft still throbbed in the wake of such an intense orgasm.

"Mmm," Leorajh purred, wiping his drool off on the back of his arm. "One moment."

"Um, yeah," Lee murmured, speaking in her feminine voice again. "Sure."

The cat bent purposefully over his desk in view of the Nidoqueen as he pressed the button on his intercom. "Mayor Aura?"

Chatter in the background died off. "Yes, Leorajh, what is it?"

Leorajh looked back at Lee and smiled. "Miss Lee has been waiting to see you for hours now, Mayor Aura."

"Ah," Aura tutted. "Yes. I'm sorry. Excuse me."

With a chuckle, Leorajh spun on his heel and leaned on his desk. "Mayor Aura will see you now. But you should get dressed first."