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Decided to make some friendship fics to the users who were kind enough to let me use their characters for my highschool story series. Our first one up is the Lucian brothers side.

After the acceptance of Ryan and Morrell being gay, they became quite big celebrities at our schools. Even the Lucian brothers, me and Fox, Slippy and Falco revealed we all had a thing for guys; the school still cheered us on. Of course since I mentioned I also liked girls, a mob of chicks tried to grab me though Fox luckily distracted them by showing them his six pack. That situation kind of reminded me of the Britney Spears Womanizer video.

Well Tuesday was pretty slow, but I invited everyone over to watch one of my new personal favorite shows once the school rush ended. Told them it was funny and sort of criticized the mv's that took up our life.

"You look pretty excited Kevin," Canad asked me sitting on the couch beside me. "Well what is it?"

"You'll see," I told the cat grinning. A script popped up with words and a female announcer started talking.

"This is Video On Trial, the show that will never rest till all music videos are brought to justice," the female announcer said. Once she finished talking, a jury statue popped up and a tv fell impaled on the stick she held in her left. Then they announced the jury for today, they were:

Boomer Phillips: Tree Hugger

Sara Hennesey: Crime Fighter

Josh Maltin: Princess

Dini Dimakos: Cat Lover

Eddie Della Siepe: Spaceman

Most of the jury looked fine. Boomer had a baseball cap and shirt that were both blue, Josh sported a blue shirt as well except it had green stripes, Dini wore a red wig over her black hair and a plain white short sleeve, Sara had some weird brown yellow combination short sleeve and Eddie basically just wore black. They were all humans.

"So what exactly happens here?" Morrell asked me.

"Well this show is Canadian and makes fun of certain music videos," I replied. "The videos they judge can range from the early 2000's, the year today or even ones from the 80's and 90's.

"Which ones are we looking at today?" Equinox spoke up. I pointed to the screen and he looked. The videos on the docket today were:

Britney Spears-Womanizer

Katy Perry-Thinking of You

Lady Gaga-Poker Face

Solange Knowles-Sandcastle Disco

Jamie Foxx-Just like Me

Of course since I was the only one who knew these artists except maybe Solange, I let everyone watch and see for themselves. First up was the Britney one and it didn't take long for the laughs to start rolling. Boomer had the most jokes and people love what he had to say and his top ones were:

"That's exactly what happens at work, everybody sleeps with everyone!"

"Britney, you stay in that sauna for too long and you're going to get athlete's foot on your vagina!"

"When I was in school, I used to photocopy my ass and put it in the teachers lounge." "That way everyone could see my big buns and go mmm, that's an ass!"

"Nothing like a little fisting once in a while eh Britney?"

I couldn't stop laughing at the expressions on everyone's faces, Krystal and Fara were grinning big, Falco and katt were hugging each other for support and the Lucian brothers each were holding onto each other because their laughs were so hard. Ryan and Morrell wore big smiles from the humour, Slippy was covering his mouth in an attempt to try to slow down his laughs and Katt, Shane and Ky couldn't eat their snacks without stopping to finish their laughs so they could stick something in their mouths.

After Womanizer was over, we moved onto Thinking of You, a commercial break and Poker Face. The second video was okay though it didn't get as many giggles and chuckles as the first one. As for Poker Face, most of us found it annoying when Dini kept relying on her joke of Butterface in between music clips though there were a few tidbits of comedy in it. Solange's sandcastle disco was the best so far. The beginning with the judges trying to pronounce her name was just too funny.

Dini: "Okay up next is Solang, Solong, who?"

Eddie: "Solangay, solango?"

Boomer: "Salami with sandcastle disco!"

The salami joke definitely got us laughing real hard again. The video continued with weird scenes like Solange dancing on the drums, sliding down a microphone stand and a weird scene where she sat on a parody of Campbell's soup which read,"Solange's Can I Sing? Soup." Pretty cool humour there too:

Josh: "Can I sing soup?"

Dini: "Is she asking us if she can sing because I'm going to have to go with a resounding no!"

Boomer: "Should have called it I wish I was my sister soup!"

Soon after that video ended and another commercial break, Jamie Foxx ft T.I. Just Like Me came on. The part I think Morrell and Ryan liked best was the scene with Jamie and a girl playing guitar hero. The players on screen were doing it in slow motion and were getting perfects even though they weren't looking at the TV.

Then the video ended. Everyone thanked me for it and headed out the door, Slippy, Falco and Fox were still laughing quite hard from the humour.

Wednesday kind of went a bit slow. Aside from classes, I couldn't wait for the bell to ring. The Lucian brothers told me that they would meet me at the mall today. Since mom was having some friends over for coffee and dad had to take his car in for repairs due to a chip in his front mirror, I saw a great opportunity. Ryan signed up for a chess club yesterday on Tuesday in the lunchroom where my school held its annual club signup day so he was busy, Morrell had gone back to his house to try and earn new songs on his Guitar Hero game and Starfox already became occupied with a meeting at Town Hall because they needed to discuss important matters.

Once the dreadful clock ringed 3, I raced out the door to wait for the bus as it took awful long to arrive. Quickly feeding my ticket into the machine once it got there, it raced off up the hill to the shopping center.

The food court had been our meeting spot for today. I spotted them over by the DQ and Orange Julius combination stand. Equinox was eying the menu, Canad had a Tin Roof Brownie blizzard in his hand and eating it, Snow seemed to be sipping on a smoothie and Blaze was drinking a Sub Zero freeze.

"Hey Kev, what's up?" Canad asked me pausing between his blizzard bites.

"Well I came here to hang out with you guys, what are we doing?" I said.

"There's an arcade called CHQ near an Old Navy store," Blaze said. "They've got this game called Dance Dance Revolution and it looks fun, but we don't know how to play it."

"Oh that's a dancing game, don't worry about it,"I replied. "I'll show you how it's done."

When we reached the arcade, I invited Equinox to play since Canad, Blaze and snow already had something in their system and the game required a lot of moving. Slipping a dollar's worth of coins into the game, I selected beginner for each of us. Then I started with,"Lets Get Down Tonight" as it was a great beginner song. It had a slow rythmn making it easy for even the most unexperienced players. Of course the demo was shown once the song was chosen since they always showed how to play for first timers.

"So basically I have to step on the arrows when they reach the right side and hold them down for extended ones?" asked Equinox.

"Yes, that's pretty much what you have to do," I told the sea dragon.

"Well that sounds simple enough," he said back.

It didn't take him long enough to get in the mood of the beat, Equinox actually picked up what to do quite quickly. In fact he wanted some faster songs so I selected butterfly and then Captain Jack which was faster than the second one. After completing the last song, we both stepped off sweaty and happy. Blaze, Canad and Snow congratulated us especially Equinox for his amazing skills as a first timer.

Our next stop was HMV to look at electronics and music. I decided to look for games since I already had a Nintendo DS and now a Wii. Canad and Blaze checked out the music section, Equinox had his eye on a copy of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring and Snow was browsing the games as well with me. I mostly had a favor for anything with animation or TV characters since the games I looked for ranged from Kung Fu Panda, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, G-Force and Wii Fit though that one was for exercise.

"You sure really like animated characters," Snow asked me looking at a copy of Kung Fu Panda for the Wii.

"Yeah I do," I replied. Snow seemed to be a really interesting guy, he looked firm and a bit scary but he was actually a great one to talk to. "Listen Snow, I really admire my friendship with you and your brothers." "You guys really know how to be great buddies."

"Well we're easy to get along with and we do make some good friends wherever we go," the snow leopard replied. "I can actually get irritated easily if threatened, but I'm a nice guy once you get to know me." HIs response made me feel great.

After finishing browsing the electronics store, we all decided to go to McDonalds for fries although I got a Oreo Flurry instead. We sat on the second floor in one of the relaxation sections around a fountain.

"You seem to be one of the best friends we've met so far Kevin," Blaze chirped crunching a fry in his beak. "We definately won't forget you."

"That's very sweet of you guys," I responded touching my heart.

"It's easy to get along with you and you don't seem to bet too bothered with most things," Canad piped up dipping one of his fries in some ketchup. "We'll always be friends till the end." Each of us locked hand with another so we'd symbolize it for certain.

"Your interests really surprise me,"Blaze added. "Like I didn't even know Video On Trial before and now we all do." "It's really great and funny."

Over the next hour, I got to know each of the guys well. Blaze was reliable, playful, outgoing and trained in martial arts which amazed me and offered to teach me sometime. Equinox seemed to be the brains of the group. He had a talent for being wise and maintaining the balance between his brothers in case something ugly should turn up and get them in a fight. The wisdom from him astounded me. I already knew a little bit about Snow, but he told me anyways that he could easily defend himself and isn't the kind of guy you wanted to get angry.

"That's great," I sniffed once they all finished telling me their personalities. "You guys are amazing." Tears began to well up in my eyes.

"Uh Kevin, you're crying," Equinox exclaimed. "Are you feeling okay?"

"Oh I'm just so happy I have you 4 as friends," I choked. "I've just never experienced so much happiness that it's driven me to tears."

"Hey come on, let's comfort you till those things go away," Blaze said getting up. He walked over me and embraced me in his feathers. Equinox and Canad joined the hug and finally Snow came in too. Even though some guys walking by thought I looked weird, I didn't care for these 4 were some of the best friends I ever had.

Outside the mall, I looked at my watch seeing it was 5 so I said goodbye to them. heading home, I wore a smile on my face telling me that it was going to be a fun time with my new crew.

So there you have it! My first friendship fic chapter dedicated to Lucian Canad and his brothers. Few things to note:

1. Video On Trial is a real show that does make fun of music videos. It's Canadian although sometimes they have gueststars on certain episodes that are American. Oh and if you want to view the actual four videos I mentioned in this chapter, here are the links:

-Britney Spears Womanizer (Video On Trial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzsl24HJB54&feature=channel_page

Katy Perry Thinking of You (Video On Trial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQgRrz1kGes&feature=related

Lady Gaga PokerFace (Video On Trial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DjMqN7VmGM&feature=related

Solange Knowles Sandcastle Disco (Video On Trial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6P1nXGMcU&feature=related

Jamie Foxx ft T.I. Just Like Me (Video On Trial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bA8SYZfS6s&feature=related

They're really funny! Try the links out and I gurantee, you'll like them!

1. There will be more friendship fics to come. In case you're interested in adding your character to my cast, send me a message and I'll add your additions in and also make fics dedicated to you (although not now though I will include an invitation in an upcoming chapter saying you can).

2. This story will take a twist further. I will include my Alaskan cruise spoof, a captured spoof and more!

Here's some more previews to tide you over:

Chapter 10: Ryan is missing

"Well Ryan, it seems I'll be closer to you after all,"snickered the wolf leader in the mask. He then pulled it off revealing his true identity.

"Oh no, it can't be you!" gasped Ryan seeing who he really was

Chapter 11: Operation You don't screw with earth

"Why do I get a feeling this is going to be painful?" Sleaze asked.

"Shut up, they don't know who they're dealing with!" Johnny exclaimed. "Now move your ass!"

Review below what you thought of it, if you liked Video On Trial and anything else about this chapter or series!