Lykos-Apocalypse Chapter 1
His favorite line of his favorite song from his favorite movie coming back to him in a bout of indulgent dark humor.
Giving a Mage a Hand [Piss fic]
The dark humor was missed. "you nearly died, lad." and the edges of her face softened to concern, worry. "... the infirmary said you've lost a lot of muscle mass. they said you'll recover, but it's ... it's going to take weeks. strict diet, and ...
The Cat's Stroll 14
"he's even duller than you," bon sa joked with dark humor, but as expected got no reaction. "whatever. i will ask big brother if he knows something."
That crazy high school drama supernatural crime fighter story every writer makes eventually.
You have to have a dark humor or you won't live. school starts and is at lunch in a blur, mostly because i sleep through it all. my grades are good, i remember things better when i'm asleep anyways.
A Grim Job - Death (PIB) TF
humor mixed in - hope ya like it!
[p] Rousing Rayquaza
The two of them rode it out, him frotting the dragon's dick and her squeezing as much into it as she could, and a darkly humorous thought settled on bramble: if they failed, at least they'd go out having a good time.
The Second Promise: Spirited Away
He said with dark humor. "this is going to be the last death anyone has here." jirmen answered distractedly. "what happened?" "not sure. i overslept after draining myself practicing last night.
Arbok's New Toy
._ "i love it when they finally realize something is wrong," he said, dropping all pretense as his tone dripped with dark humor. her eyes constricted to such a small slit he couldn't even see her pupils. he went on with a chuckle.
Paying the Storage Bill
humorous sight of a rabbit milf sticking out of it, legs delicately kicking like a pair of weird antennae, flinging little droplets of cum every which way, and eased himself onto the couch.
Sunset
He would have snickered in dark humor if it didn't feel like his body was on fire. he thought he heard a woman singing a sad lullaby as the world grew darker. before he passed out he saw a young boy. \* end of section one \*
Conversation
J'zargo was always one for that kind of dark humor. "but, you know..." i started. "we've adventured together for quite a while, and i've never even seen you so much as look at a women, yet you ask me if there are any giant women?"
Porkscrewed
Accused the pig with dark humor in his tone. "i want you to _moan!"_ he sharply grunted through his clenched, nasty teeth. geno moaned for all she was worth. she gave the pig the best whoremoans she could dredge up. her life depended on it.