Taking Care of Business: Chapter 2 - Net Present Value
Not before first removing their carefully trimmed metrosexual pubes with the blow torch and just tickling the underside of their scrotums with same to show them how lucky they had been.
A New Beginning - Part 2
"no, i'm metrosexual. i just take pride in my appearance, although i have been called a fa- i mean, uh gay, before." trying to be as polite as possible. "don't worry, i'm not offended by being called a fag."
The road trip 6
The place looked more like an outdoor metrosexual convention and the smell; i will never know if it was instinct or white trash rearing but i still can't smell a dog without feeling the urge to shift and attack. "patrick?"
Clueless S2Ch1 Love to Run, Run to Love (Intro)
I thought maybe it'd make me feel right again and the flowers and rainbows could come back to my life if he maybe, just maaaaaybe he happened to like me back, but nope, he was straight, or 'metrosexual' i guess, but that's a dumb term, let's be real (i can't
Captive Audience 1
The counter in front of his mirror was home to countless bottles of moisturizers, cleansers, and all the hair gels a metrosexual could want.
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 3: Self Discovery
"you must be metrosexual or some shit. it's a prison uniform, not a tuxedo..." tom grabs zack's arm. "let's get you in your cell before you start trying to fix your hair." blood is no longer able to travel down zack's arm.
Life-Like Ice Part 1: Diego
The metrosexual fox said with a nod to the wolf. derrick got up from the stairs and jumped over to him. "nope. i would have remembered." the wolf said with a smile. he was standing close to the fox; both of them were off the stairs.
Apologia II
Not ones my age, anyway, we are supposed to be strong, yet caring, and ripped gym studs who are yet metrosexual and in touch with our feelings able to wrestle, kill and field dress a wild moose with our bare hands, star on the football field, and yet understand
FF: A Fallen Hero
The television suddenly changed programming, showing a metrosexual automaton with a soul and a human child, as they started posing and dancing on stage, catching rhyn's short attention span, "oooo! the human, where is that? i need to rescue the human!"
A good wake
Horns trimmed neatly in that metrosexual way that even the straight deer's are doing these days, the little bi-curious teases. slender almost feminine muzzle, with soft black lips that just looked so delectable i couldn't wait to get a taste.
New Experiences (By redscale101)
Kay, i'm clearly a transcendent metrosexual biological male with an apache attack helicopter complex?" a small swat at the back of his head accompanied her no-shit-sherlock glare, radiant orange beauty lines crimping into a frown.
Chapter Two: Haven
Dressy, casual, preppy, that god-awful "metrosexual" shit which was too close to gay in the horse's mind and ...nerd clothes? when did those card-playing, computer licking pillowfuckers get to be cool?