"i can hump kuvaszok girls just fine." tom snarled, starting to get up.
"don't dad. you'll only hurt yourself. you need to rest." tom jr said.
"yeah let your son fight me instead, midget." the punk remarked. "i'm a pro wrestler and kickboxer."
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