Buying the Farm

All day, he had tried to vent the buildup of gas, but no matter how much he farted, it didn't seem to help.

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Fair Food, Beware

Burp after burp escaped his mouth, but nothing stopped the flow of gas. he felt his clothes grow remarkably tight around him...

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Wayward Scale, Wasteland Chapter 2, A stop for gas

#7 of wayward scale james stops at a gas station for some gas and food for the road. james stopped the car at a local gas station hoping that the remaining fuel wasn't all emptied.

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Jumba's New Wife

Pink gas erupted from her rear with the scent of chocolate as she farted away the last of her humanity. all that remained of hale, gone with that gas.

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Curse of the Cowtaur

A phone rang loudly as the morning alarm went off. Text on the phone said 'Wake up Drake' on it. A young 26-year-old man reached out from his bed and hit the mute button. He smacked his lips and pulled himself out of bed. He wore a t-shirt that had old...

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A Friendly Game of Porker

"yes...starting with my gas problem" annie said quietly as she took her cards. "well, let's just keep it simple and keep your bets the same. my bet is for annie's tits to grow a whole cup size."

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A Thing for Star - Chapter 12

He could tell that i was confused, and in no time i could smell yet another dosage of the gas.

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Watching Television

I have gas, how else am i going to let it out?" allen said. allen farted again, this time into the couch making it echo a tad. "fine, it's still grossing me out though." dustin said back. "me farting a litte is grossing you out? how about this?"

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Gluttony

At first, he thought he had done far more than just release ass gas, but with a bit more shifting, the thing that had just appeared in his pants felt...crinkly and a bit cold, nothing like what he thought it would have been.

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Pan

Had he been able to see, or even cared, he would have noted the haze in the room from so much gas, but that was a distant memory.

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Family Guy- Brian becomes Lois

It wasn't so loud that the whole house could have heard it, but it felt like a powerful release of gas- so strong he had a sense of vertigo afterwards.

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He Is Here.

He farted in the direction of the sun, sending him rocketing towards the huge ball of gas. soon, it would all be a part of him... and then would fall the entire universe.

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