In Soviet Russia, Dragon Fucks You!
"you have to admit, the game had a shitload of badass moments." "a little too many.
The Lost Lie (Chapter Two)
Laughed the husky, "more like, badass!" kale joined his friend in the laughter. "yeah, i like badass better." "hey, in my mind," said the tiger, pointing at his head, "snazzy is such a more snazzy word than badass."
Shade Chronicles: The Time Complex: Section 3: Aww HELL no!
Besides, who's as badass as myself?" i said seriously, i knew he remembered me now. "daniel, you know i'm always more badass then you..." he laughs out.
This Plate's Yours - Rattan' s Pack Curse
So i ripped off a badass fart, pulled my head out of the water, and dropped a load, making sure to get some of the filth on me, if only for warmth's sake. it was necessary, but jeezus it was freezing on that day.
A Fated Reality-Finale!?!?!
It added more badass points to his total of 9,001... wait...that's over nine thoooooouuuuusannnnnd! "hello? anyone out here?" in every scary movie, that is the worst thing you can say. but this is jack, mercenary and a bonafide badass.
The Ad
"i'm going to try out for the badass catalogue." xander said without turning around.
For Who the Bell Rings ch1
\*sniff\*"thanks bullet your a real badass."
The Ad Part 2 - Furiends, Movies, and Blue Eyes
Instead he walked the ten blocks into town looking for the address of the badass studio. imagine his surprise when he found a monstrous warehouse with a set of doors labeled badass photo.
Untitled (01) Dec 2015
She had the attuide of an badass but also held the kinidness too. this story is going to go down a very dark road. this story contains: incest, mind control, hipnotic and much more. just nothing illegal or too gross.
streetwolf cronicals chapter 2 {full chapterwith some fixes}
Almost easy by avenged sevenfold cranking up the badass stock sound system he drove over to midwestern cash a pawn shop that had a few choice weapons he wanted well after a short drive across the street he arrived in the parking lot hopping to god no
Under Cloak of Darkness: Chapter 4
"very masculine and badass." "if you've seen my rap sheet, i could look like a puppy and be badass," he joked. "if you looked like a puppy, i'd be fucking you already," she licked his cheek and smiled at him.
Pain in the Butt
"yeah, i can be pretty badass when i wanna be" philon was slumped over a old crate, also catching his breath. though with a certain annoying smirk on his face as well.