Ice Gambled
Previously on the Amazing Race, our teams took a little trip up north to the cold, deserted Yukon. The fish was pretty tasty (and fake) and some of teams got to wind down... almost. One team managed to find another U-Turn ticket. Zack started to stand...
Yukon Do It
Previously on the Amazing Race, our remaining nine teams froze up and took a little "chill" pill in the first task. Then fell head over heels for each other on the climbing wall to get the next tip. Donna tried to speed her team up. Zack got over his...
Week 12- The Epic Finale: Alex vs Boomer vs Joe
This season on Gainer's Paradise, twenty contestants entered the house to spend 12 weeks to win one million dollars. Among them were a past couple from the show and a former Amazing Race pair. The gray team quickly became the dominators, winning...
Week 11- The Other House
Alex is a brown wolf, currently at 811 pounds and is the biggest in the house. He is also the biggest to ever compete in Gainer's Paradise. At the beginning of the game, he came into the house with his little (both biological and literal) brother,...
Week 10- A Couple Twists
Only five people left in the house. Three wolves, a fox hybrid and a bear. Joe and Boomer spend their morning snuggled up to each other with Joe's brain going rapid. Scott's gone. Oh well, he thinks. He wasn't really going to make it far anyways. As...
"The Race" Preview
Chapter One _Dear Those in Charge,_ _ I am officially writing you to submit my application for the annual competition known as "The Race". Ever since I first watched it when it came out nine years ago, I've been wanting to be a part of it. For the...
Week 9- The Game Is On...
Only six players are left in the house. Two of them are in the shower, making out and washing each other of dirt on their fur. Three of them are in the living room, playing video games and nibbling on popcorn slowly. However, the last one is his his...
A Lesbian Kingdom
One hundred. Two hundred. Three hundred days she's been in here. Her cell full of dust and dirt and the smell of ash. The chains clink and the wood creaks as she shifts around to face what she presumes is west. At this angle, she faces the door, tall...
Towards The Top
Previously on the Amazing Race, after a long day and a two-part competition, our teams finally got a break in Minot, North Dakota. Some teams slipped up in the One-Way and others got a little tongue-tied with another language. By some miracle (and a...
Now Where Were We...
Previously on the Amazing Race, our teams found themselves digging out of their own graves. A U-Turn sent one team back to do it a second time. The officers proved that going upstream can be a tough battle. The first team to arrive was the friends with...
100 Things To Do Before Grave Robbing
Previously on the Amazing Race, the cab drivers finally proved they have a weakness: disc golf; from which they fell waaaaaaaaay down. The officers showed us a few tricks, Echo dominated both tasks, and Kaleb come out of his slump and scored one the...
Some Odd Idaho Visit
Previously on the Amazing Race, some of our contestants got "steaming" mad with the first challenge, although some of them used it to their advantage. After that, it was a hands-down talent contest for first place. The emperors came in first. Ren...