A Visit to the Historical Salmon Museum

"Alright, settle down! Shut it!" Thomas called out, though the kids were hardly listening to a word he said. Thomas was almost on the verge of sweating at them, though thought better of it. After all, it wouldn't do to get fired. With all the jobs he...

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The Mane Event

Feeling the chains being lifted from his arms for what was likely to be the last time, Scott rubbed his arms, liking the notion of freedom he was being provided. Prison was not all it was cracked up to be, of course, but he could do without the...

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A Hot Piece of Ass

Feeling dejected, not for the first time in recent days, Troy turned off his phone, not even caring if there was a chance he would eventually get a call. It was far past the point of expecting a callback, anyway. Troy didn't want to delete the woman's...

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A Hell of a Boss

Sighing, Laura pulled out another pile of dusty books and blew some smut off them before reading their labels. She wanted nothing more than to be home and rest after a day of dealing with bratty kids and tired parents. Though at the moment, she was...

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No Worries, Just Bleats

Sighing, Eric took a long swig of his drink, the product of birthday money his grandmother had generously given him. Eric was not usually one to blow it at the campus pup, but they were not as strict about IDing there, and he was not quite the age of...

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Hisss Gaze

"You going to stare at that thing all night?" Eli chided his friend, taking a swig of his bourbon. There was not a drink in his friend Alister's hand, of course, booze not something he partook in often. Rather, it was something he had bought in a gift...

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Training Your New Guard Dogs

Breathing in the smoky air, Peter took in a large swig of his drink, bringing his buzz to the forefront of his awareness. In New Orleans for the first time, the Slovakian man wanted to take in the culture without some of the more 'exotic' forms of...

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Alpha of His Dreams

"Well, this is it! What do you think?" Darren said, sweeping his hand around the room. Mateo had to admit, the place was pretty nice, especially since he'd had such a short amount of time to find somewhere to live before the semester started. He could...

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Lion Down for a Massage

Taking a deep breath to gather his bearings, Jon opened the door to the relatively benign-looking massage parlor. It wasn't that he was ashamed of being seen entering it, that was hardly a concern. The sign outside was relatively discrete, and Jon was...

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A Pachyderm's Package

"Cheers!" Helen said, raising her champagne as Emily and Rachel raised theirs in turn. It had been a successful hunt, something that was not always the case when they made it out to the savannah. It was amazing to be back out on safari without a care...

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Shark Infested Waters

"Don't worry bud, this will be fun!" Gabe said, nearly dragging his friend Jason down the walkway towards the beach. It was an especially hot day, and both men were in need of something more refreshing than their shitty apartment air conditioning. The...

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An Entrancing Circus (PREVIEW VERSION)

Barely able to suppress a sigh, I pulled out my phone, staring, frustrated, at the lack of a signal. Fuck. Stuck here in this shit show of a circus was one thing, but I didn't even have the usual joys of Facebook to distract me. ...

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