To Pay A Man's Respects With Blood 1 - Randy's Beef Hold-Up

Cal yelled in disgust, "we're some angry fuckers who came here for our fucking food!" and with that, i drew out my silenced pistol from my inside jacket holster and shot the guy in the head, making him smash through the glass door.

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Typical Monday

There was never any fucking food in the house, but at least we got red drink mix. breakfast of champions. at least i'm not gonna have a fat guy i can see through crashing through my wall to congratulate me on the choice of drink mix.

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Loyal Dogs: Chapter 2

"eat the fucking food or i'll shove it down your goddamned throat," the hound said, his threatening growl filling the room. "you don't get to die in this cell. you're going to be publically executed like the traitorous piece of shit you are."

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The Kingdom 2

He wasn't dumb, this was his fucking den and his fucking food and the gnoll just waltzed in and took over..... but he didn't have the gut to say that. his answer elicited a grin and nod from the gnoll.

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Runaway Plant Experiment: Forced Union

The plant itself was very happy with the energy it got from these strange dual sexed food. sadly for the plant it captured to few of them.

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SnM

That consumption could be anything as well: sex, food, wealth, power... anything that he could get his paws on to consume he did, but that is another story for another time.

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The Lover's Spat

Who the actual fuck sloshes their fucking food around in their maw as much as you do?" aaron stomped up close, the lion now looking as if he was prey in a room full of predators.

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Happy Tree Friends Oneshots ch. 4

You better have some good fucking food there and i might just let you off without breaking an arm..." said truffles glaring at toothy as an attempt to intimidate him, and it was working.

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Week 9

sex, food, and behind the scenes crap. eric, i want to start with you." eric immediately blushes deep red. "when we first met you, you appeared as a straight tiger set on the blue team. now this week, you're the one taking it by another man."

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Mood Lighting

"shut up and order my fucking food!" "alright, alright..." the english guy came back and ordered the food "we'll be taking the qp3 deal, thank you. you heard all that, right?" "yep. what kinds of drinks do you want?" "hmmm... 7up and dr. pepper."

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