Hungry and Desperate

Hungry are men who pray for fish, desperate are men who seek salvation in fortune cookies, and foolish are those who seek not to help themselves and others, for they are those who shall starve and lose hope, for they will damn all others who blindly

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You Do Dumb Things When...

You Do Dumb Things When... Killenor Society had a lot of work to do when everyone on Earth spontaneously became animals. This wasn't a planned event, no one had prepared for it to happen, and yet everyone seemed to find themselves as some sort of...

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How Pleasure Should Work

"no more talk about playing with my little fortune cookie, then?" "promise," the hare muttered, leaning against the wolf's shoulder. "and you, no more butt stuff." "heh, sure."

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Long Cat

He ate half of his food before he grabbed his fortune cookie and leaned back against the chair again. luna very much noticed a difference in height as he leaned back against the chair.

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Strange and Wonderful Things: Auspices

I smile slowly. \*\*\* one hour and several bottles of strong chinese beer later, we leave the restaurant in a fanfare of 'come back soon'-s and fortune cookies.

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No Illusions

Semen struggled against the plug of the zoroark's knot but the bulb was secure, the fox's fortune cookie-like mound throbbing and sore but satisfied. the zoroark laid over his trainer and exhaled.

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Freaky Friday

With curiosity the both of them cracked open the fortune cookies to read their fortunes at the same time.

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Revelations - Chapter 6: Family Secrets, Continued

When she was in heat it made her pussy look like a damn fortune cookie. at least it wasn't something obvious like having multiple full-size breasts. she'd seen girls that before, and was glad she didn't have to deal with it.

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Stray Burd Strut

What a truly wonderful day to be on her own. The sun was high in the skies, the Klyneth marketplace was bustling and busy with bodies of fur, feathers, scales, and skin on all sides, and Valencia had an entire month to herself to do as she pleased....

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Stories From Elton High | Chapter 17

Sam finished his rice and opened the fortune cookie closest to him. "hmm... it's empty. what do you think that means?" "no clue." arden opened his own fortune cookie: 'you are a very happy man!' "heh, imagine if a girl got this one?"

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